I will never steal hot wings from tourists again.
Submitted by Tassey25
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This sudden act of panic was thought strange until the zoo ranger noticed his hot sauce was missing from his cabin.
Submitted by Davegle
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Ironically, he was unable to fix the leak because he forgot his monkey-wrench.
Submitted by Hrsemn4
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Mr. Chimpson has always been told he has chronic halitosis. This morning he got hold of a dictionary.
Submitted by oddrey
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"Man.... nothing, and I mean nothing, is going to get the taste of Michael Jackson out of my mouth".
Submitted by wyoguy
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I will never kiss a gorrilla to make my ex- jealous again, EVER!
Submitted by Dontrelle
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ok, OK, I AM A TERRORIST!
Submitted by bankershours
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And we supposedly were evolved from THAT?
Hahaha YEAH RIGHT!!!
Submitted by soccerboo21
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Yeah, I COULD'VE had a V8....
Submitted by
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Just singing in the, just singing in the rain.
Submitted by Thinker1995
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Caution: cold running water will cause seamonkeys to rapidly increase in size
Submitted by
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Revitalize your monkey with new Water Spout!
Submitted by glenn222
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Could've had a V8!
Submitted by luckylefty
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