Sorry, I can't stay on the line, I have just been flooded with calls.
Submitted by wxman
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Hello, Bad Habits Recovery Center? You are not going to believe this, I just wet my pants again.
Submitted by goon
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Chance of rain 100%.
Submitted by bitemyright1
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Hi..... Um, Julie? Did you forget to turn off the bathtub?
Submitted by JadeCatz
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Please deposit an additional 25 cents to continue call.
Submitted by changhill
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"Yes? " "Hi, it's me, um... My pants are wet." "Not again!" "But wait!"
Submitted by sashomarine
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"Hello, Wish Factory"
"I wish that I had a pool of chocolate milk"
"Here you go!"
"I meant at my house!!!"
Submitted by LOvE_mE_haTe_ME
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"I can't make it home I'm swamped right now!"
Submitted by TRIANGLE
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mum says "henry you never call me your always making these stupid exuses up. whats it this time? your up to your neck in water at a pay phone?" henry says ".........welll"
Submitted by lautner_lover
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Bluh bluh must do ATM mach- What this is a TELEPHONE
Submitted by Luke400
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Hi sweetie, I might be a little late tonight.
Submitted by nascarfan19
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"Moooooooom!!!!! I need you to bring me a pair of pants to school!!" "YOU PEED YOUR PANTS!!!????" "No!! Wait!!" (Line goes dead...) "WHEN YOU COME HOME IM GOING TO SPANK YOU!!" "Mothers..."
Submitted by pinkkittygirl98
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Um....yeah, if my end dies, head on down to the corner of 4th and Central and you'll find out why.
Submitted by PotionsMaster
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umm yes, flood control?
Submitted by hazeleyes17
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* phone rings* "hello, hold on...IS THERE A JIM CARWASKEY?"
Submitted by xx_werecat_xx
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Who? Noah...No I just saw him take off with his tool box.
Submitted by rgonzales
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"hi, honey. could you do me a favor and see if i left my goggles on my desk?"
Submitted by mowamiwiam
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He told his mom he'd call, come Hell or high water.
Submitted by Mogmatt16
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