Does this mirror make my butt look big?
Submitted by Gerrard10
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That's funny, Marge -- we really *do* look closer in the mirror.
Submitted by tsimkin
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Hmm, little rust, low mileage, and look how cute we look in the mirror Harold, this car was made for us! We'll take it.
Submitted by BrainiacBrandon
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Told ya I was taller.
Submitted by luvdfln1
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This is why glue factories shouldn't be next to zoos.
Submitted by rexlamos
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If only I had read "WARNING: ZEBRAS IN THIS MIRROR ARE MORE VICIOUS THAN THEY APPEAR" before getting out of the car.
Submitted by oddrey
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Look Ma...it's a 2fer sale at the Zoo!!
Submitted by IMPAUDITOR2
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What's black and white and reflected all over?
Submitted by empy
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Don't move,I got my earring stuck in your mane again!
Submitted by tahomac
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Psst...pass it on...we're breakin' outta dis joint tonight....
Submitted by HUDAGIT
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ah sweetheart... you are right, your stripes are darker than mine!
Submitted by RGW4
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See stripes ARE slimming!
Submitted by WCCope
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Che-eee-se!
Submitted by BMEUP2PLZ
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Y'all come back now, ya'hear???
Submitted by CRABBYDAD
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Mirror mirror on the car, whose the prettiest zebra by far?
Submitted by drachehexe
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