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Who's the Boss Game #2900 : YOLO

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Memo #1 from the Boss

Once upon a time I was the boss and I fired everyone because they were being pathetic, useless, meaningless, unintelligent, losers that have no other purpose than to filter oxygen. I hate you all. Meh. Just kidding, no I'm not, I still hate you. Except for aceofspades. She can be useless oxygen filter of the round. I still hate you, just less.

Psych Question: Finally! Alright, since this is supposed to be a funny game, what is your favorite joke and why?
I don't know how much of a joke this is, but it's funny so live with it. After all, I'm the supreme ruler of the universe, taking orders only from Jake, because I like Jake. Wait - no I don't I hate everyone. I'm schizophrenic and so am I. Wait. I just spelled bipolar wrong. Sometimes people call me delusional, but I really hate people so I usually don't even listen, mostly because I'm too busy talking and you are never gonna guess what I learned about today. Mental disorders. There's a ton and I never knew there was a ton but the only ones I know about are the ones in the book, which is funny, wait no it's not. Ha Ha, I crack myself up. Joke! Right! Okay, it goes like this (I wrote "okay" instead of "ok", because there's a little re squiggly line underneath it and I don't like it): "GOING to bed the other night, I noticed some people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later, I rang again. 'Hello,' I said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them.' Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the buglers red-handed.One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them' To which I replied 'I thought you said there was no one available.'" I keep getting distracted. My favorite joke is: "How do you shoot a blue elephant?" 'with a blue elephant gun' "How do you shoot a pink elephant?" 'squeeze it till it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun' It's funny. Laugh, I say! Laugh! Laugh you useless excuses for cartoon characters! Laugh or I will fire you! * maniacal laugh* Ha, I'm gonna fire you anyway. There is no escape. Betcha this is the longest and most complicated WTB memo EVER.

 

   


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