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A False Accusation

Category:Trivia
Submitted By:maxvu
Fun:*** (2.17)
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One day, a man in Southern Asia came home, knowing that he left his elephant home unattended, to find his neighbor complaining that his elephant killed his neighbor's dog, and ate it. "You should feed your elephant better," he said. "Your elephant ate my dog!"

The man took one look at the man and said: "You are lying."



How did he know?

Answer:

Elephants are herbivores.

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Comments on this teaser


Posted by bookworm69601/02/05
its cool attepmt 8)

Posted by mnkelvr10201/02/05
elephants are cool and they wouldnt eat dogs :D

Posted by SliceOPi01/03/05
I once had a dog that ate an elephant, the dog was quite large.

Posted by unklemyke01/03/05
Duh! So who doesn't know that elephants are herbivores? How could the neighbor be so stupid as to accuse the elephant? BTW - How do you eat an elephant? Easy - one bite at a time! :lol:

Posted by Z2-d201/11/05
EZ AS PIE (and I like pie) but I said vegetaarians insad of homniavors :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted by tap_dancer01/27/05
If you didn't get this one you must be excessivly stupid! :lol: I am just kidding :roll:

Posted by stormtrooper02/08/05
way too easy.

Posted by krabcat02/16/05
too easy

Posted by aznboi132402/19/05
haha easy ez ez ez

Posted by chidam1102/25/05
2 stupid evry 1 can get it it is foolish. :evil:

Posted by runscapekiller03/12/05
what dose herbivitorius-or whatever that said- meen? :-?

Posted by Jessica27003/18/05
this is the stupidest teaser ever!!

Posted by brain_dead03/20/05
i must be stupid because i didn't get it, but it was a good one :roll:

Posted by Israel-Girl03/24/05
i must be stupid too cause i 4got that elephants are herbivores :oops:

Posted by froggygg03/26/05
Cute one. I got it right off but enjoyed it just the same. to runscapekiller: An herbivore does not eat meat (that would be a carnivore). Herbivores only eat green leafy food (somewhat like a vegetarian.) Think of an elephant as a really large salad eater! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted by zombiefreak03/30/05
elephants dont eat dogs i always wanted a pet elephant tho...

Posted by kcelf2704/24/05
I don't know if anyone will see this comment because it is almost the end of April and the last comment was in March, but there were a lot of mean comments on this one. I figured it was a joke, and lots of things happen in a joke that don't in real life...for example, animals talking to eachother, or walking into a bar for that matter :lol: I thought it was very cute:D

Posted by savortheflavor05/10/05
That was one that I got right away :lol: :D :) :wink: :P

Posted by atomsmasher2206/13/05
i liked it. :D and you dont need to make mean comments

Posted by Question_Mark06/15/05
JEEZ! I never realized it was that simple. Well, you can all do this to me :lol:

Posted by needlepoint132406/16/05
at first i figured the answer would be more complex! but that was a common sence answer

Posted by blca07/08/05
I got the answer the second it said that the elephant ate the dog! :roll: :D :) :lol: 8) :o

Posted by Kalliann08/12/05
Well I imagine that an elephant would eat just about anything if it was hungry! :roll: :lol: Okay okay I am just kidding. I thought that it was a cute teaser.

Posted by smarty_blondy09/30/05
Pretty cute teaser, easy but still fun. Keep them coming. :D

Posted by trumpetsgirl10/11/05
Well if he thinks elephants eat dogs i hope he left cause it just might eat him next. :lol:

Posted by OldChinaHand07/07/06
It seems that too many, takes too little, too serious...it was all it should have been...fun. Thanks. 8)




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