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Out of Context

This is a collection of Bible verses that can have a humorous interpretation when misquoted or taken out of context. Remember that to understand the true meaning of a verse, it is often necessary to read it in context.


 

Quiz ID:#15984
Fun:*** (2.41)
Difficulty:** (1.63)
Category:Religion > The Bible
Created By:MarcM1098Aca*****

 

 

 



#1   If you mishear the first three words of the Bible, it can sound like a sport is being played. What sport is it?






#2   In the King James Version, Genesis 3:24 begins, "So he drove out the man in a fury..."




#3   In the New International Version, Genesis 23:4, Abraham says, "I am an alien..."




#4   It sounds as though Rebekah smokes in this verse: "And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the _____."






#5   There are several verses that make it sound like Joshua had no parents. This is because Joshua was the son of _____.






#6   In the New International Version, Joshua 6:27 reads, "Joshua's triumph was heard throughout the land."




#7   In the Revised Standard Version, Psalm 50:9 begins, "I will accept no bull from your house..."




#8   In one of the Psalms, it sounds as though God has a Pontiac: "As fire consumes the forest or a flame sets the mountains ablaze, so pursue them with your _____."






#9   This is part of a verse in Jeremiah: "...the LORD Almighty, the God of Israel, says: Drink, get drunk and vomit, and fall to rise no more..."




#10   In Amos, it sounds like God encourages the Israelites to sin: "Go to Bethel and sin; go to Gilgal and sin yet more."




#11   After Pentecost, it sounds as though the disciples had a Honda. "...they were all with one _____ in one place."






#12   In 2 Corinthians, in the New International Version, the Apostle Paul says, "Once I was _____."






 

 


   



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