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Weird Al - "Albuquerque"
Do you remember the lyrics to this song?
Fun:
(2.26)
Difficulty:
(1.32)
Quiz ID: #20863
Category:
Music
Submitted By:
Jarhead
Question #1
Complete these lyrics: "Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a ____ under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from ____ Bait shop..."
Box / Jerry's
Box / Gary's
Case / Jerry's
Case / Gary's
Question #2
Complete these lyrics: "Except, of course, for the undeniable ____ that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ol' ____ of sauerkraut for breakfast."
Truth / bowl
Truth / plate
Fact / bowl
Fact / plate
Question #3
Complete these lyrics: "And my dear, sweet mother, she just looked at me like a ____ looks at an oncoming ____..."
Cow / bus
Cow / train
Horse / bus
Horse / train
Question #4
Complete these lyrics: "That's when I swore that someday, someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a ____, far away place, where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm ____, and the towels are oh so fluffy!"
Historical / Pepsi
Historical / root beer
Magical / Pepsi
Magical / root beer
Question #5
Complete these lyrics: "Well, let me tell you people, it wasn't long before my ____ came true. Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of ____ in Leonard Nimoy's butt."
Wish / molecules
Wish / atoms
Dream / molecules
Dream / atoms
Question #6
Complete these lyrics: "Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly ____ body odor. And the little kid in the back of me kept throwin' up the whole ____."
Severe / way
Severe / time
Smelling / way
Smelling / time
Question #7
Complete these lyrics: "I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days, draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag and my tenor saxophone and my ____ pound bowlin' ball and my lucky, lucky, autographed glow-in-the-dark ____."
12 / snorkel
12 / picture
10 / snorkel
10 / picture
Question #8
Complete these lyrics: "So finally, I go over and I open the door, and just as I suspected, it's some ____, fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut, and only one ____."
Big / nostril
Big / eyebrow
Huge / nostril
Huge / eyebrow
Question #9
Complete these lyrics: "So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus, and I bit off his ____ and he chewed off my eyebrows, and I took out his ____ and he gave a colonic irrigation..."
Ear / kidney
Ear / appendix
Nose / kidney
Nose / appendix
Question #10
Complete these lyrics: "But first, I decided to buy some donuts. So I got in my ____, and I drove over to the donut shop, and I walked on up to the guy behind the ____ and he says, 'Yeah, whaddaya want?'"
Truck / counter
Truck / table
Car / counter
Car / table
Question #11
Complete these lyrics: "So he hands me the box, and I open up the lid, and the ____ jump out and they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over. Oh, man, they were just goin' ____! They were tearin' me apart!"
Squirrels / crazy
Squirrels / nuts
Weasels / crazy
Weasels / nuts
Question #12
Complete these lyrics: "And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams. Her name was ____. She was a calligraphy enthusiast, with a slight overbite, and hair the color of strained ____."
Zelda / peaches
Zelda / pears
Candy / peaches
Candy / pears
Question #13
Complete these lyrics: "That's when I knew it was true love. We were inseparable after that. Aw, we ate together, we bathed together, we even shared the same piece of mint-flavored ____. The world was our ____."
Gum / burrito
Gum / enchilada
Dental floss / burrito
Dental floss / enchilada
Question #14
Complete these lyrics: "That's right, I got me a ____-time job at the Sizzler! I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my ____. Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that. I was gettin' a lot of attitude."
Full / hand
Full / face
Part / hand
Part / face
Question #15
Complete these lyrics: "So I-I say to him, I say, 'Hey, you want me to help you with that?' And ____, he just rolls his eyes and goes, 'No, I want you to ____ off my arms and legs with a chainsaw!' So I did."
Marty / saw
Marty / cut
Larry / saw
Larry / cut
Question #16
Complete these lyrics: "He's like, 'Hey, man, I was just being ____!' Well, that's just great. How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader, for cryin' out loud. Besides, now he's got a really ____ nickname - Torso-Boy!"
Stupid / nice
Stupid / cute
Sarcastic / nice
Sarcastic / cute
Question #17
Complete these lyrics: "Well, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny, I took a big ____ out of his jugular vein. And he's ____ and screaming and bleeding all over, and I'm like, 'Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?'"
Bite / yelling
Bite / crying
Chunk / yelling
Chunk / crying
Question #18
Complete these lyrics: "And, by the way, if one day you happen to ____ up and find yourself in an existential quandary, full of loathing and self-doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of your ____ meaningless existence..."
Get / pitiful
Get / horrible
Wake / pitiful
Wake / horrible
Question #19
Which album is this song from?
Dare to Be Stupid
Running With Scissors
Poodle Hat
Bad Hair Day
Straight Outta Lynwood
Question #20
"Albuquerque" is about how long?
12:30
10:40
11:20
12:50
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