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Stewie Griffin Quotes

See how well you know these quotes said by Stewie from the show "Family Guy".


 

Quiz ID:#23437
Fun:*** (2.67)
Difficulty:** (1.32)
Category:Television > Comedy
Created By:grilledcheese*

 

 

 



#1   Finish this quote: "I sometimes wonder if all women are this ____, and then I think to myself, My God, wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?"





#2   Finish this quote: "Uh, you've reached Stewie and Brian. We're not here right now, uh, and if this is mom, uh, send money because we're college students and we need money for ___... and ___... and... Ramen noodles..."





#3   Finish this quote: "Brotha please, you're the one who's ___! Now go on! Cry home to your momma! She waitin' for ya!"





#4   Finish this quote: "Oh, what brilliant parenting, Lois. Leave a tiny infant with a ____. You know I might asphyxiate myself just to teach you a lesson."





#5   Finish this quote: "Yes, I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no ____s. And for every ___ I find, I shall kill you." (Same word goes in both blanks.)





#6   This quote is correct: "I know it's not going to bite, stupid! What a stupid thing to say. You drown in it you moron! It doesn't have to bite you!"




#7   Finish this quote: "Flag girl? Ummm, yes, good for you. Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't ___!"





#8   Finish this quote: "Oh my God. It has finally happened. He has become so ____ that he collapsed into himself like a neutron star."





#9   Finish this quote: "Jeremy is still in the trunk! How long has it been, ___ weeks? Yeah, he's dead."





#10   This quote is correct: "Another baby? But, but I'm the baby. Why the deuce would they want to replace me? My, my cheeks are pinchable, my bottom is smooth, my laugh is heartwarming."




 

 


   



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