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Laughter-Inducing Quotes
Cryptography
In Cryptography teasers, a phrase or expressions has been encoded in some way (frequently by replacing letters with other letters). You need to figure out the encoding method and then decode the message to find the answer.Cryptography
The following humourous quotes were quoted by various people - try to decipher the quotes. After the "~" is the author's name. Good luck!
"C QV TE WHOYOF DLQD TEVODCVOT C REZ'D AZROFTDQZR Q TCZJHO NEFR EI NLQD C QV TQBCZJ." ~ ETWQF NCHRO
"XOIEFO BEA WFCDCWCSO TEVOEZO, BEA TLEAHR NQHM Q VCHO CZ DLOCF TLEOT. DLQD NQB NLOZ BEA WFCDCWCSO DLOV, BEA QFO Q VCHO QNQB IFEV DLOV QZR BEA LQYO DLOCF TLEOT." ~ KQWM LQZROB
"TEVODCVOT C HCO QNQMO QD ZCJLD, QZR QTM, 'NLOFO LQYO C JEZO NFEZJ?' DLOZ Q YECWO TQBT DE VO, 'DLCT CT JECZJ DE DQMO VEFO DLQZ EZO ZCJLD.'" ~ WLQFHOT V. TWLAHS
"C QV TE WHOYOF DLQD TEVODCVOT C REZ'D AZROFTDQZR Q TCZJHO NEFR EI NLQD C QV TQBCZJ." ~ ETWQF NCHRO
"XOIEFO BEA WFCDCWCSO TEVOEZO, BEA TLEAHR NQHM Q VCHO CZ DLOCF TLEOT. DLQD NQB NLOZ BEA WFCDCWCSO DLOV, BEA QFO Q VCHO QNQB IFEV DLOV QZR BEA LQYO DLOCF TLEOT." ~ KQWM LQZROB
"TEVODCVOT C HCO QNQMO QD ZCJLD, QZR QTM, 'NLOFO LQYO C JEZO NFEZJ?' DLOZ Q YECWO TQBT DE VO, 'DLCT CT JECZJ DE DQMO VEFO DLQZ EZO ZCJLD.'" ~ WLQFHOT V. TWLAHS
Hint
A=UE=O
I=F
O=E
U=X
Answer
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." ~ Oscar Wilde"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." ~ Jack Handey
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'" ~ Charles M. Schulz
Encoded=Decoded
A=U
B=Y
C=I
D=T
E=O
F=R
G=P
H=L
I=F
J=G
K=J
L=H
M=K
N=W
O=E
P=Q
Q=A
R=D
S=Z
T=S
U=X
V=M
W=C
X=B
Y=V
Z=N
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