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Who Said This?
The following are humorous quotes from famous people in history.
Can you match the quotes in Part 1 with the person who said it in Part 2? Good luck!
Part 1:
1. "Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them."
2. "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down at us. Pigs treat us as equals."
3. "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
4. "A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."
5. "Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."
6. "God heals and the doctor takes the fee."
Part 2:
Albert Einstein.
Will Rogers.
Abraham Lincoln.
Benjamin Franklin.
Winston Churchill.
Mark Twain.
Can you match the quotes in Part 1 with the person who said it in Part 2? Good luck!
Part 1:
1. "Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them."
2. "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down at us. Pigs treat us as equals."
3. "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
4. "A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."
5. "Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."
6. "God heals and the doctor takes the fee."
Part 2:
Albert Einstein.
Will Rogers.
Abraham Lincoln.
Benjamin Franklin.
Winston Churchill.
Mark Twain.
Answer
1. Abraham Lincoln. "Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them."2. Winston Churchill. "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down at us. Pigs treat us as equals."
3. Albert Einstein. "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
4. Mark Twain. "A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."
5. Will Rogers. "Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."
6. Benjamin Franklin. "God heals and the doctor takes the fee."
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Hey, the first to comment! Another great teaser sgt!
Another great teaser Sarge!! I liked it a lot! Enjoyed the quotes!!
Nice quotes! Didn't manage to match all of them though, but it was a great read! Keep 'em coming!
That was great. I didn't get a single one but the quotes were funny I really liked number 4. It's so true
Thanks again folks. This teaser had me laughing as I was creating it. I'm glad it's enjoyable.
nice work, really enjoyed this
1 out of 6 isn't bad, right? I knew the "relativity" quote probably wasn't Einstien (too easy) and I STILL got it wrong.
Lot's of fun though.
Lot's of fun though.
Your like a beast! They never stop coming! I hope you don't surpass me in a few months!
Really though, keep it up sarge. I told ya, just a few more months and you'll be editing froggy's teasers!
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Really though, keep it up sarge. I told ya, just a few more months and you'll be editing froggy's teasers!
Tinman
Thanks for the encouragemant. I'll keep them coming.
loved this one, thanks!
4 out of 6!!! WOOHOO! (I missed the last two)
This was WONDERFUL!!!
it was a fun 1 and i think u should make another one it was fun totally fun
Thank you. Im' glad this was enjoyable. I also see what I can come up with along similar lines.
sweet
Thanks. I collect quotes. Love'em.
Sarge, great teaser. Lots of fun. It goes in my favorites!
I'm glad you enjoyed this. Thank you.
Very nice, Sarge!
i lykd m... good quotes... ... i especiali lykd:
"2. Winston Churchill. 'I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down at us. Pigs treat us as equals.' "
"2. Winston Churchill. 'I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down at us. Pigs treat us as equals.' "
lol really fun
didn't get any right though, i don't know my quotes
didn't get any right though, i don't know my quotes
I liked #4 the best. I totally feel the same way
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