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Posted: 10:02PM Jan 29, 2018
Avatar for FatHead FatHeadAus
Posts: 2887

You know what really burns me up? Fire. Literally. Ha!

But, uh, seriously now, fire is nothing to joke about, as the next poster can attest to.


Shogi - or Japanese chess - is better than regular chess. You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 10:25PM Jan 29, 2018
Avatar for Hydra1234 Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2786

I got a second degree burn when I touched an open flame 50 or so years ago. Now to cool my half-century old burn, TNP will provide some medical treatment.

All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 06:01PM May 11, 2018
Avatar for FatHead FatHeadAus
Posts: 2887

Here you go. Now, isn't that nice and soothing? There, all better! Not like the next poster, who has mental problems you've never heard of!

Shogi - or Japanese chess - is better than regular chess. You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 04:05PM Aug 28, 2018
Avatar for Aviator Aviator*us
Posts: 182

I have to Roll my eyes after every word that ends with a proper vowel...must be a mental thing. TNP will have some well needed advice for me .

Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil. -No Point
Posted: 08:58PM Aug 28, 2018
Avatar for Radioguy RadioguyAusmod
Posts: 3512

Aviator wrote:
TNP will have some well needed advice for me .


Don't.

TNP will post next.


ARRRRR! Watch yerselves on the high seas, or me Jolly Roger be the last thing ye see before ye meets Davy Jones!
Posted: 10:37PM Aug 28, 2018
Avatar for FatHead FatHeadAus
Posts: 2887

I know the next poster personally, a famous scientist!

Shogi - or Japanese chess - is better than regular chess. You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 11:51AM Aug 29, 2018
Avatar for Aviator Aviator*us
Posts: 182

Radioguy wrote:
Don't.

TNP will post next.


Thanks Radio...as a student following the "cult of Kelvin" I find found your advice 'very helpful'! Now I only have an occasional roll every now and then.

As for the rest of you, I thought I should share my most recent discovery! Scientists, like me who are in fact VERY Famous, have been working on a new device that hands you a Kleenex every time you sneeze! Ingenious!

TNP will be a sharp business person who wants to indorse my work.


Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil. -No Point
Posted: 01:51PM Aug 29, 2018
Avatar for Hydra1234 Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2786

That's a great invention! For a 99% share in your startup company, I'll use my advertising agency to make an advertisement for you, which TNP will personally create.

---This message was edited on 01:55PM Aug 29, 2018---

All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 12:17PM Oct 5, 2018
Avatar for KDestroyer9 KDestroyer9tus
Posts: 756

"Aviator Likes Snoopy!"
There.
Sure, it's bad, and TNP will address that.


---This message was edited on 02:23PM Oct 5, 2018---

"In math, you don't understand things. You just get used to them." - bobbym
Posted: 06:37PM Oct 5, 2018
Avatar for FatHead FatHeadAus
Posts: 2887

Well, that's because it's too short. Something more explanatory like, "Aviator is a big fan of 'Joe Cool' from 'Peanuts'", would be much better, as it leaves less to the imagination. But speaking of imagination, the next poster can imagine a Force ability that hasn't made it into Star Wars yet, and will now tell us about it.

Shogi - or Japanese chess - is better than regular chess. You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 08:12PM Oct 5, 2018
Avatar for KDestroyer9 KDestroyer9tus
Posts: 756

Said force ability is having common sense. TNP will check that it is original and give a new one if it is not.

"In math, you don't understand things. You just get used to them." - bobbym
Posted: 06:14PM Jan 17, 2019
Avatar for Bibliophile1988 Bibliophile1988A
Posts: 48

I know the next user personally and they will type in all caps

Tough times never last. Tough people do
Posted: 06:28PM Jan 17, 2019
Avatar for KDestroyer9 KDestroyer9tus
Posts: 756

(YOU DIDN'T DO WHAT I SAID.)
HEY! YOU! GET BACK HERE OR ELSE TNP WILL CALL THE COPS!


"In math, you don't understand things. You just get used to them." - bobbym
Posted: 11:38PM Jan 17, 2019
Avatar for Bibliophile1988 Bibliophile1988A
Posts: 48

I've called the cops and told them the next person will post in the color purple

Tough times never last. Tough people do
Posted: 08:47AM Jan 18, 2019
Avatar for KDestroyer9 KDestroyer9tus
Posts: 756

(try to follow along with what others are saying. ok?)
I'm making a burger restaurant. TNP will post an ad for it.


"In math, you don't understand things. You just get used to them." - bobbym
Posted: 08:37PM Jan 21, 2019
Avatar for whoviandeb whoviandebAus
Posts: 233

Come to KD's Big Burger Joint! Great burgers and fries, shakes galore and absolutely no eggs whatsoever!

TNP will think of a jingle for KD's restaurant.


Always take a banana to a party.
Posted: 08:48PM Jan 21, 2019
Avatar for KDestroyer9 KDestroyer9tus
Posts: 756

(EGGS! and I don't care what you think about them)

KD's Burger Joint
It's great!
(sorry I don't write jingles.)

TNP will go to my restaurant and write a review.


"In math, you don't understand things. You just get used to them." - bobbym
Posted: 08:53PM Jan 21, 2019
Avatar for Bibliophile1988 Bibliophile1988A
Posts: 48

This restaurant has the best chocolate pie ever and the spinach soup is to die for. The waiters and waitresses where so polite and helpful as well. I adored the way it was decorated, for example one stunning picture said the next person to post had a whole bunch of the restaurants delicious coffee and is extremely hyper

Tough times never last. Tough people do
Posted: 10:06PM Jan 21, 2019
Avatar for KDestroyer9 KDestroyer9tus
Posts: 756

(I don't know how to put a picture here.)
https://ashlynjulia.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/ cshh-coffee.jpg

TNP will talk about EGGS!


"In math, you don't understand things. You just get used to them." - bobbym
Posted: 10:11PM Jan 21, 2019
sunny211t
Posts: 135

I will EGGSecute an EGGStrodinary, EGGScelent EGGStravaganza where EGGStremely EGGcellent EGG CARNIVAL, which TNP will tell you all about

Dynamoe!
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