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How rAnDoM can YOU be? Cont'd.

Posted: 11:14AM Oct 3, 2015
froggyggAusmod
Magical Sorceress Frog
Posts: 9639

Oh wait, I guess I did make the last post, so here is the continuation!

SMILE and people will wonder what you are up to!
Posted: 11:46AM Oct 3, 2015
LogicalRogerAus
Posts: 3306

You will address me as Lt. Gorksplatt of the Wycronian Republic of Sector ZXZ Alpha. I have come bidding you nothing but ire, earthling, and I shall be taking all your possessions that will fit inside a small plastic container. Have you nothing prepared, proceed with caution: I have an XI Calibre Farsight capable of leveling a minor galaxy in under 2 nanobits and am aiming it directly at your face. The consequences shall be decidedly disastrous.

Why didn't the Libertarian cross the road?
Posted: 12:24PM Oct 3, 2015
froggyggAusmod
Magical Sorceress Frog
Posts: 9639



SMILE and people will wonder what you are up to!
Posted: 03:03PM Oct 12, 2015
whoviandebAus
Posts: 214

There's a moment when you put just a tiny bit of wasabi on your sushi and then bite into it, realizing that it was just a tiny bit too much and suddenly your sinuses are WIDE OPEN and your eyes are watering.

That's an awesome moment.

I like wasabi because it's hot but it doesn't set your tongue on fire like some peppers so.


Laugh hard. Run fast. Be kind.
Posted: 06:42PM Oct 27, 2015
froggyggAusmod
Magical Sorceress Frog
Posts: 9639



SMILE and people will wonder what you are up to!
Posted: 12:32AM Oct 28, 2015
RGW4Ausmod
Posts: 2193

Do you know what a stink bug is? Had one fly into a bottle of my favorite beverage tonight. I can laugh, the bug is dead and the drink was gone... I heard it fly in and hit the glass inside, which made me tilt the bottle and look inside to see him walking about; and wonder... what if it was half full and I was in the other room? Do not really want to crunch into my drink.

Gross... yeah... but though it did not happen, it sure was close to happening. Need that spell book for a spell to protect the top of my bottles!


"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse." Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes
Posted: 01:57PM Oct 30, 2015
ultimatecubtgb
Posts: 1899

*waits tentatively for chess pawn to explode*

Chemistry is awesome!
Posted: 12:32PM Oct 31, 2015
froggyggAusmod
Magical Sorceress Frog
Posts: 9639

Whew! I found it!


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SMILE and people will wonder what you are up to!
Posted: 12:20AM Nov 3, 2015
fishmedAusmod
Papa Fish
Posts: 2279

"Sniff"

I wish I could sleep... but my mind starts to wander, and well, basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Ol McDonald had a farm... HEEEY Macarena!!!
Posted: 09:17AM Nov 3, 2015
DrHooAen
Posts: 52

People are commenting about how great the rain is. Yeah, let's see how long that lasts.
Posted: 02:26PM Nov 3, 2015
ultimatecubtgb
Posts: 1899

*chess pawn explodes*

Chemistry is awesome!
Posted: 09:54PM Nov 10, 2015
whoviandebAus
Posts: 214

... and now suddenly I'm back. Weird.

Laugh hard. Run fast. Be kind.
Posted: 07:04PM Nov 18, 2015
whoviandebAus
Posts: 214

My brain tells me it's too early to shop for Christmas because it isn't Thanksgiving yet (USA)... and yet if I wait until after Thanksgiving, I'll wish I had started sooner. UGH. I love the season but I hate preparing for it.

Laugh hard. Run fast. Be kind.
Posted: 12:05AM Nov 20, 2015
fishmedAusmod
Papa Fish
Posts: 2279

feguency is a word that is often mispelled.

I wish I could sleep... but my mind starts to wander, and well, basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Ol McDonald had a farm... HEEEY Macarena!!!
Posted: 10:52AM Nov 22, 2015
DrHooAen
Posts: 52

Is it even possible to be spoiler free in this internet age?
Posted: 07:08AM Nov 23, 2015
ultimatecubtgb
Posts: 1899

Is it even possible to find an online game that people haven't hacked to get unlimited currency? Doesn't that take away all the challenge of the game?

Chemistry is awesome!
Posted: 03:16AM Nov 25, 2015
fishmedAusmod
Papa Fish
Posts: 2279

Ingress. The world is not what it seems...

I wish I could sleep... but my mind starts to wander, and well, basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Ol McDonald had a farm... HEEEY Macarena!!!
Posted: 01:27PM Nov 25, 2015
DrHooAen
Posts: 52

Time travel should in theory only be possible going in reverse, because the future has yet to be determined.



or has it?
Posted: 01:47AM Dec 3, 2015
LanceAlotbus
Posts: 2

If plastic is made out of oil, and oil is made out of dinosaurs........

then plastic dinosaurs are made out of real dinosaurs.
Posted: 08:10AM Dec 3, 2015
fishmedAusmod
Papa Fish
Posts: 2279

Pondering...

I wish I could sleep... but my mind starts to wander, and well, basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Ol McDonald had a farm... HEEEY Macarena!!!
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