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Posted: 07:10AM May 14, 2014
dfamina*
Simulposter Extraordinaire
Posts: 625

Syllables weirdly
Distributed makes for a
Rather odd poem.
Posted: 08:22AM May 14, 2014
eighsseAus
Posts: 7226

Rather odd poem
This is because it is not
Anything but that.


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Posted: 08:29AM May 14, 2014
dfamina*
Simulposter Extraordinaire
Posts: 625

Anything but that!
I'm not quite 40 just yet.
No prostate exam!
Posted: 08:31AM May 14, 2014
eighsseAus
Posts: 7226

No prostate exam?
But I turned 40 today.
Why don't I get one?


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Posted: 11:59AM May 14, 2014
LogicalMath123tth
Posts: 253

Why don't I get one
Just one little tiny bit
Of delicious cake


Fun Fact: You are reading my signature.
Posted: 12:51PM May 14, 2014
SilverWitch*us
Posts: 1649

Of delicious cake
There is none left in the fridge.
Can we buy some more?
Posted: 12:51PM May 14, 2014
eighsseAus
Posts: 7226

Of delicious cake
Is the piece upon my plate.
*takes a big bite* Yum.


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Posted: 01:02PM May 14, 2014
SilverWitch*us
Posts: 1649

Haha simulpost.

*takes a big bite* Yum.
This severed arm tastes quite good.
It's really juicy.
Posted: 01:53PM May 14, 2014
eighsseAus
Posts: 7226

It's really juicy.
This severed arm tastes quite good.
*takes a big bite* Yum.


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Posted: 01:58PM May 14, 2014
dfamina*
Simulposter Extraordinaire
Posts: 625

*takes a big bite* Yum
Out of the lines you copied
You're killing me, Smalls.


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Posted: 02:35PM May 14, 2014
eighsseAus
Posts: 7226

You're killing me, Smalls.
You're killing me, Mediums.
You're killing me, Bigs.


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Posted: 08:35PM May 14, 2014
LogicalRogerAus
Posts: 3306

"You're killing me Bigs,"
The strange mumblings of a bum,
Lost in urban mists.


Why didn't the Libertarian cross the road?
Posted: 04:18AM May 15, 2014
eighsseAus
Posts: 7226

Lost in urban mists,
The raccoon seeks his dinner.
Hope it isn't me.


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Posted: 12:18PM May 15, 2014
MDCTeaserscus
Posts: 2140

Hope it isn't me
when they choose the competors
for the 5 mile sprint.


fear my cuteness.
Posted: 01:23PM May 15, 2014
dfamina*
Simulposter Extraordinaire
Posts: 625

For the 5 mile sprint
Bring your dictionary, please;
You misspelled a word.
Posted: 02:01PM May 15, 2014
eighsseAus
Posts: 7226

You misspelled a word.
"Please" is spelled "P-l-z" now.
Thank you Internet.


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Posted: 02:35PM May 15, 2014
LogicalRogerAus
Posts: 3306

Thank you internet,
For now I know how hopeless
3-dimensions feel.


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Why didn't the Libertarian cross the road?
Posted: 02:57PM May 15, 2014
eighsseAus
Posts: 7226

3-dimensions feel
Tesseracts and squares in mind,
But they cannot touch.


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Posted: 06:47PM May 16, 2014
SilverWitch*us
Posts: 1649

But they cannot touch
Such are my elbow and tongue
I've tried fifteen times.
Posted: 07:15PM May 16, 2014
eighsseAus
Posts: 7226

I've tried fifteen times
Fifteen (that's two twenty-five)
Types of gummy bears.


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