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Posted: 04:30PM Mar 22, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

Unfortunately, TNP is a surgeon who only works on farm animals.

The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
Posted: 10:14PM Apr 21, 2017
StewieGriffin*ie
Posts: 1242

"Fixes farm animals up".

Unfortunately my tools were damaged, tnp will buy me new ones.


Did you know? In Pueblo Colorado, it is illegal to grow dandilions.
Posted: 11:11PM Apr 21, 2017
FatHeadAus
Posts: 2585

Here you go, you owe me for that. Luckily, I know the next poster, and he gives free gifts to people.

Shogi fan? Chess fan? Fan of the game Go? Like Japan? You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 01:39PM Apr 22, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

Yes indeed, I try to wish everyone 0n Braingle a Happy Birthday.

TNP enjoys our site and likes to play games.


The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
Posted: 04:52PM Apr 22, 2017
FatHeadAus
Posts: 2585

And I don't even have to pretend, either! But the next poster does pretend things.

Shogi fan? Chess fan? Fan of the game Go? Like Japan? You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 03:36PM Apr 23, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

Pretending works good for me when telling stories to my little, young relatives, I know TNP enjoys playing Braingle games.

The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
Posted: 12:16AM Jun 10, 2017
Aviator*us
Posts: 88

Amen to that!...although WTB is my favorite! TNP will say something about the color blue.

Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil. -No Point
Posted: 10:18AM Jun 12, 2017
FatHeadAus
Posts: 2585

The sky is blue, the ocean is blue, and the next poster is blue. I should cheer him up once he states what's wrong with him.

Shogi fan? Chess fan? Fan of the game Go? Like Japan? You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 11:11PM Jun 12, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

How "ju no" I was blue. Boo Hoo! Rather than be gross, my legs are retaining fluid again and are terribly swollen and I have to have them crisscross wrapped in Ace bandages and elevated 22 hours out of 24. NO FUN

So now, TNP bring on your cleanest, funniest story or joke as I hate spending most of my time in bed. Have other things to do.


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The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
Posted: 11:23PM Jun 18, 2017
Aviator*us
Posts: 88

"A young man excitedly tells his mother he's going to get married. He says, 'Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry.'

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, 'Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry.'

She immediately replies, 'The one in the middle.'

'Wow,' He gasps, 'That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?'

'I don't like her.' "

(Found this at allcleanhumor.com)

TNP will comment on how great chocolate is!


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Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil. -No Point
Posted: 12:35AM Jun 19, 2017
FatHeadAus
Posts: 2585

Chocolate is sooooo yummy and keeps away dementors; you should have some. The next poster tells a story about how that happened once.

Shogi fan? Chess fan? Fan of the game Go? Like Japan? You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 01:31PM Jun 24, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

Dementors have been around for a very long time. The first time I remember hearing about them was in the story of Wizard of OZ. Dorothy and her friends were trying so hard, seeking the various things that were important to them. The Wicked Witch was making their journey very difficult as she sent her dementor monkeys after the four friends. They even scooped up Toto, Dorothy's little black dog.

As the four chased after Toto, firmly in the grasp of he dementors, suddenly they were surrounded by little people, singing and dancing around. The monkeys slowed down to see what all the commotion was about. Since the monkeys had stopped Dorothy, exhausted from all the running flopped down on the ground next to the Yellow Brick Road and cried, wanting to rescue Toto.

The little people turned out to be the Lollipop Kids and they had just invented a new kind of candy. Yep, you guessed it - chocolate. They knew it would give Dorothy much needed energy so they gave her, and her friend several big pieces of it. Sure enough the monkeys were so busy watching everything that was going on, Dorothy and her friends were able to save Toto.

The wicked witch was so mad that her monkeys were careless and had let Dorothy regain their hostage. She came storming into the Lollipop Village so fast that her broom backfired, scaring the monkeys. Then her broom sputtered, coming to a complete halt right over the big vat full of chocolate. Splat! A chocolate covered Wicked Witch. She was emptied out of the vat and the chocolate hardened making the witch a statue. The monkeys flew around trying to figure out where their leader had disappeared to.

Finally the dementors decided they were free and didn't have to obey the orders of the wicked witch any longer. And in the end Dorothy's friends all got what they wanted, Toto and Dorothy got to go back to Aunt Em's home, the dementor monkeys went on to the next story, remembering never to get involved with chocolate again. And the Lollipop Kids continued sprinkling glitter on all the My Little Pony horses that played along the Yellow Brick Road. I hear they even made a movie about these events.

TNP will try to tell a bigger fairy tale than this.


The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
Posted: 03:28PM Jun 24, 2017
mnkgylAin
Posts: 785

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

TNP will post a still from the movie about chocolate against dementors.


Every problem can be solved with a trick but finding that trick itself needs another trick.
Posted: 07:43PM Nov 9, 2017
FatHeadAus
Posts: 2585


This was the closest I could come. Luckily, the next poster writes poetry about chocolate instead.


Shogi fan? Chess fan? Fan of the game Go? Like Japan? You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 11:13PM Nov 13, 2017
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2644

Chocolate, oh chocolate, the true love of my life ...

It comes in dark, milk, white, any way that you like.

Chocolate is there during breakups, makeups and any day you need something special to satisfy your sweet tooth.

Chocolate will never break up with you, break your heart or hurt your feelings.

No! It is always there for you.

Better yet, chocolate is healthy!

Move aside superfoods like pomegranates, chia seeds and spirulina, you have some competition coming your way.

Not only does chocolate contain antioxidants, but it is believed to help maintain a healthy heart, lower high blood pressure and stimulate the release of mood improving endorphins.

Even the scent of chocolate can affect your mood.

Not only is chocolate great for you, but it is also versatile.

You can drink it, bake it, melt it, freeze it.

Anything is possible with chocolate.

Hot chocolate on a cold winter day,

S'mores at those summer night bonfires,

Chocolate is perfect for every season, mood, and occasion.

A recent breakup? A girls' night in?

No fear! Chocolate will not disappoint, leave you or fall asleep at 10 on your couch.

Need I say more? If you aren't craving some of that sweet brown bliss by now, then I can't help you further.

I prefer to believe that Marie Antoinette intended to say, "Let them eat chocolate!"

I am hungry. So TNP will eat chocolate for me.


All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 09:00AM Jan 10, 2018
FatHeadAus
Posts: 2585

Yum yum yum. The next poster (yum) is a romance (yum) expert. (BURP.)

Shogi fan? Chess fan? Fan of the game Go? Like Japan? You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 10:54AM Jan 10, 2018
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2644

Because I am such an expert at Romance, TNP will consult me about his/her romantic problems.

All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 07:14PM Jan 15, 2018
FatHeadAus
Posts: 2585

My girlfriend expects weird things of me. What shall I do?

While I wait for a response, the next poster will feed me comfort food.


Shogi fan? Chess fan? Fan of the game Go? Like Japan? You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 01:08PM Jan 16, 2018
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2644

In goes the airplane... But what food is being eaten? TNP will have to find out on the next episode of Romantic Counselling. *cue exit music*

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All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 06:17PM Jan 29, 2018
brandonfaveA
Posts: 8

I guess something romantic like steak.
TNP will tell me a joke.
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