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Posted: 02:16PM Sep 15, 2015
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Hi. I found a really old topic called this and wanted to bring it back.

Basically, the first person says something bad.
Then the second person says "Fortunately"... then something good that could come out of that bad thing
Then the next person says "Unfortunately"... then something bad.

For example:

Person 1: I fell out of a plane.
Person 2: Fortunately you got a parachute and didn't fall to your death.
Person 3: Unfortunately the parachute broke a short way over the ground.


I'll start.

My computer crashed.


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Posted: 06:02PM Sep 15, 2015
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Posts: 576

Fortunately, Apple is sending over a customer service rep to fix it.

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Posted: 01:15AM Sep 16, 2015
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Unfortunately, Yao Ming is the rep.

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Posted: 04:07PM Sep 16, 2015
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Fortunately, he still fixes your computer.

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Posted: 05:21PM Sep 16, 2015
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Unfortunately he bumped his head on your doorframe and wants to sue.
Posted: 07:32PM Sep 16, 2015
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Fortunately, his lawyer was able to persuade him otherwise.

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Posted: 02:36AM Sep 24, 2015
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Unfortunately, Kevin Durant is here with a gang of armed soldiers.

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Posted: 05:16AM Sep 24, 2015
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ortunately, you wake up and it is all a bad dream. What you are actually doing is sweeping your garage.

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Posted: 04:09PM Sep 25, 2015
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Unfortunately, your friend pulls up into your garage and blindsides you, sending you to the hospital.

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Posted: 03:22AM Sep 26, 2015
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Fortunately your injuries are not as bad as you thought so you only have your head bandaged, your arm in a sling and your leg in plaster.

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Posted: 05:01PM Sep 26, 2015
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Unfortunately you live in a third story apartment of a building that does not have elevators.

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Posted: 05:10AM Sep 27, 2015
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Fortunately you have a rich aunt in the country who takes you in while you are recuperating.

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Posted: 04:17AM Sep 29, 2015
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Unfortunately, the basketball players are still targeting you.

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Posted: 04:32AM Sep 29, 2015
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Fortunately, your aunts house is fortified and no one can enter unless they are let in by the one-eyed cyclops King Kong man at the front gate guarding the moat.

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Posted: 09:21AM Sep 29, 2015
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Posts: 306

Unfortunately,he is on Vacation

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Posted: 03:05PM Sep 29, 2015
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Fortunately, the basketball players take a few hours to find you.

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Posted: 06:49PM Sep 29, 2015
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Unfortunately, they have discovered a secret underground tunnel into the servant's quarters (which now are home to all nineteen of your aunt's cats) and surprise you in the act of having your dinner.

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Posted: 08:08PM Sep 30, 2015
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Fortunately, you made spaghetti and there's plenty for all!

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Posted: 05:04AM Oct 1, 2015
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Posts: 1899

Unfortunately the spaghetti is contaminated.

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Posted: 09:50AM Oct 1, 2015
Avatar for ghostwolf1468 ghostwolf1468bus
Posts: 306

Fortunately,You made Sandwiches before you left

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