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Posted: 02:34PM Apr 29, 2016
ultimatecubtgb
Posts: 1899

Unfortunately, there isn't a welding shop nearby and no big surprise hardware stores will not sell me hydrochloric acid.

(You can use it to get chlorine and I actually AM responsible enough to look after it without causing disasters but nobody else will sell me HCl anyway)


Chemistry is awesome!
Posted: 02:36PM Apr 29, 2016
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2645

What does that have to do with the scenario?
fortunately, you can buy it on ebay.


All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 02:41PM Apr 29, 2016
ultimatecubtgb
Posts: 1899

Unfortunately while I was searching for it on Ebay a thief broke into the house and stole the TV.

Chemistry is awesome!
Posted: 04:20PM Apr 29, 2016
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2645

Fortunately, he dropped into the pool and drowned with your waterproof tv

All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 07:30PM May 7, 2016
whoviandebAus
Posts: 209

Unfortunately the coroner can't come until Monday morning.

Laugh hard. Run fast. Be kind.
Posted: 08:48PM May 7, 2016
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2645

Fortunately, you cremate the thief with a lot of gasoline and a match.

All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 09:15AM May 8, 2016
kzmonopolytus
Posts: 159

Unfortunately, it destroys your house.

Ooooooh! Nice!
Posted: 10:20AM May 8, 2016
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2645

Fortunately, your insurance company gives you $10000000000000000000000000000000000000

All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 11:12AM May 8, 2016
kzmonopolytus
Posts: 159

Unfortunately, you have a debt to the bank for 9999999/10000000 of the money and you pay off most of the money to the bank.

Ooooooh! Nice!
Posted: 06:12PM May 8, 2016
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2645

Fortunately, you bought the US with the remaining money, and regained 99% of the money lost to the bank.

All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 05:51AM May 9, 2016
snappytom*
Posts: 5095

Unfortunately the US lost its value....

Snappy Snappy Snap..Snap Snap Snap Snap!
Posted: 07:02AM May 9, 2016
ultimatecubtgb
Posts: 1899

Fortunately an army of terrorists rob the bank

Chemistry is awesome!
Posted: 09:27AM May 9, 2016
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2645

Unfortunately, they take all the money and give it to ISIS to fund nuclear research.

All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 02:06PM May 9, 2016
kzmonopolytus
Posts: 159

Fortunately, ISIS decided to surrender and dedicate themselves to world peace.

Ooooooh! Nice!
Posted: 02:33PM May 9, 2016
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2645

UNfortunately, Al Qaeda assimilated most of ISIS's forces, research, and funds into their organization.

All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 02:53AM May 11, 2016
snappytom*
Posts: 5095

Fortunately, Al Qaeda and ISIS turn out to be transvestites and open up a shop selling beds and sequins!

Snappy Snappy Snap..Snap Snap Snap Snap!
Posted: 02:04PM May 11, 2016
kzmonopolytus
Posts: 159

Unfortunately, the beds blew up.

Ooooooh! Nice!
Posted: 06:16PM May 11, 2016
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2645

Fortunately, they were all terrorists who committed capital crimes.

All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 01:33PM May 17, 2016
ghostwolf1468*us
Posts: 306

Unfortunately,They were FBI Most wanted

Never Give up on your current Goal and Trust your instincts on finding your right Goal
Posted: 05:07PM May 19, 2016
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2645

? That doesn't make sense.
Fortunately, you gain all your money back form the dead people.


All fields of science are just applied physics.
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