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Posted: 05:34PM May 19, 2016
kzmonopolytus
Posts: 159

Unfortunately, all your money blew up.

Sorry. I just like blowing things up.


Ooooooh! Nice!
Posted: 09:23PM May 19, 2016
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2775

Fortunately, your insurance company covers the full cost.

All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 10:44AM May 20, 2016
ghostwolf1468bus
Posts: 306

Unfortunately your insurance company went out of business

Never Give up on your current Goal and Trust your instincts on finding your right Goal
Posted: 04:15PM May 20, 2016
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2775

Fortunately, you still got the money before it closed down.

All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 09:02AM May 21, 2016
kzmonopolytus
Posts: 159

Unfortunately, a thief stole it and flew to outer space, where he begins to use a machine to destroy Mars.

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Posted: 06:46AM May 23, 2016
ultimatecubtgb
Posts: 1899

Fortunately, nobody is planning on moving to Mars.

Chemistry is awesome!
Posted: 09:17PM May 24, 2016
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2775

Unfortunately, the explosion sends what is left of Mars (42858 tons of rock)towards earth at 2c.

All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 01:57PM May 25, 2016
kzmonopolytus
Posts: 159

Fortunately, they are affected by the gravitational pull of Jupiter and swing around, getting burned up by the sun.

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Posted: 02:14PM May 25, 2016
Hydra1234Ait
Posts: 2775

Unfortunately, the sun emits 4372623275 solar flares, causing all electronic systems to be disabled, and also locking you out of all your money.

All fields of science are just applied physics.
Posted: 04:54PM Jun 13, 2016
kzmonopolytus
Posts: 159

Fortunately, there are back-up systems that are underground, not affected by the sun.

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Posted: 05:11PM Jun 13, 2016
sciencesteventus
Posts: 1888

Unfortunately, no one was in the back up room so the entire human race died that day. How charming.

If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
Posted: 09:13AM Jun 14, 2016
kzmonopolytus
Posts: 159

Fortunately, even though the human race was gone, everyone was still alive. Nobody liked that race anyways.

*How do humans die? They can survive without electricity. Just go to the farms and eat vegetables . . .


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Posted: 04:41PM Feb 14, 2017
FatHeadAus
Posts: 2790

Unfortunately, they knew not what to call the new race.

Shogi - or Japanese chess - is better than regular chess. You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 04:59AM Feb 21, 2017
snappytomg
Posts: 5165

Fortunately, they all looked like muppets so they called themselves Sesame Street.

Snappy Snappy Snap..Snap Snap Snap Snap!
Posted: 06:41PM Mar 9, 2017
Shriyagus
Posts: 2018

Unfortunately, not everybody has seen that show.
Posted: 07:58PM Mar 10, 2017
talanpoeAus
Me transmitte sursum, caledoni!
Posts: 137

Fortunately, the muppets excavated a tv station and found the old video tapes (which miraculously were still viable).

Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck!
Posted: 11:43PM Mar 10, 2017
Shriyagus
Posts: 2018

Unfortunately, despite being viable, those video tapes were shot in a different language.
Posted: 05:29PM Mar 12, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

Fortunately, one of the more famous Muppets, was a great translator, so the different language was no problem.

The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
Posted: 02:00AM Mar 13, 2017
Shriyagus
Posts: 2018

Unfortunately that Muppet didn't care to translate and wouldn't budge on the matter.
Posted: 02:42PM Mar 13, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

Fortunately, although that Muppet chose not to translate the video tapes, one of the less known Muppets had done some voice over work on a long lost Avatar video and she agreed to do the translation work needed to make the Muppet videos useable.

The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
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