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Posted: 06:23PM Mar 13, 2017
Shriyagus
Posts: 2018

Unfortunately, because of her lack of Fame, others don't trust her translations
Posted: 11:05AM Mar 14, 2017
FatHeadAus
Posts: 2671

Fortunately, they can fake it instead. Problem solved!

Shogi - or Japanese chess - is better than regular chess. You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 03:50AM Mar 21, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

Unfortunately, the faked translations really made no sense, and the people lost interest and needed another name for themselves.

The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
Posted: 06:51AM Mar 31, 2017
snappytomg
Posts: 5138

Fortunately, Kermit the Frog hopped in to save the day!

Snappy Snappy Snap..Snap Snap Snap Snap!
Posted: 08:28AM Mar 31, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

Unfortunately Kermit hopped in to do the show, not realizing he had landed in one of the driest spots due to Mother Nature's crazy weather patterns, and he just sort of CROCKED.

Sorry, bad pun.


The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
Posted: 11:06AM Mar 31, 2017
FatHeadAus
Posts: 2671

Fortunately, the pun didn't work, because the work "croak" was misspelled.

Shogi - or Japanese chess - is better than regular chess. You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 03:10PM Apr 1, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

Unfortunately the spelling was meant to be CROCKED, rather than croaked, as it was even too dry for the frog to become anything but a CROCK. Mentioning "bad pun" thoroughly threw you off.

The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
Posted: 02:22PM Apr 2, 2017
talanpoeAus
Me transmitte sursum, caledoni!
Posts: 137

Fortunately the narrator was available to provide an explanation - of sorts - for the alleged pun that nobody really understood but all was forgiven anyway because the narrator is so beloved by all....

Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck!
Posted: 04:21PM Apr 3, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

Unfortunately, the loved narrator, although he had laid great plans to provide an explanation to the public, developed a severe case of laryngitis and was unable to fulfill his plans. He had even figured out that the word "crocked" simply meant the frog's system was so dry, that he could not croak as expected of a frog, but instead turned into a very hard, dry crock, thereby he became crocked. The narrator was very intelligent, however, being unable to speak, he could not explain the bad pun to the public who we waiting patiently for an explanation.

The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
Posted: 05:51AM Apr 10, 2017
snappytomg
Posts: 5138

Fortunately, despite his 'crock'dness' Kermit saved the day!

Snappy Snappy Snap..Snap Snap Snap Snap!
Posted: 12:27PM Apr 10, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

Unfortunately, Kermit did not have enough "fingers" to successfully manage ASL so he had to figure out some other means of communication.

The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
Posted: 05:21PM Apr 10, 2017
kzmonopolytus
Posts: 159

Fortunately, he learned tap-dancing signalling and he taught this new method to everyone else.

Ooooooh! Nice!
Posted: 03:41AM Apr 11, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

Unfortunately, the tap-dancing method. although working well for most, did not work at all for the people with two left feet.

The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
Posted: 09:34AM Apr 11, 2017
kzmonopolytus
Posts: 159

Fortunately, the people with two left feet could go through a surgical procedure to get a left and a right foot.

(I am taking you literally here )


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Ooooooh! Nice!
Posted: 11:02PM Apr 11, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

Unfortunately, Obamacare would not meet the cost of the operation for the people with two left feet and most of the public could not afford to the operation to obtain both a right and left foot.

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The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
Posted: 12:05AM Apr 12, 2017
FatHeadAus
Posts: 2671

Fortunately, The Great Healer (whoever that might be), came down and took care of the matter!

Shogi - or Japanese chess - is better than regular chess. You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 03:49PM Apr 12, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

Unfortunately, some people were out hunting Easter Eggs. thinking the Easter season was all about the rabbit and therefore missed the blessing of "The Great Healer".

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The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
Posted: 04:03PM Apr 13, 2017
kzmonopolytus
Posts: 159

Fortunately, "The Great Healer" set up a few clinics and the people who missed out could get their problem fixed.

Ooooooh! Nice!
Posted: 04:54PM Apr 13, 2017
vlermaAus
Grayma V
Posts: 4422

Unfortunately, by the time all the left footed people got their blessings from "The Great Healer", the people who had learned to tap dance had waited so long that they all put on kilts and invented "The River Dance," which just totally confused Kermit.

The sound of the wild, but if there is no one there, does anyone hear their howls?
Posted: 11:56PM May 9, 2017
snappytomg
Posts: 5138

Fortunately, Kermit had a good idea!

Snappy Snappy Snap..Snap Snap Snap Snap!
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