Joe bunched his fists and prepared to tenderize the meat. Caption by Davegle
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Excuse me, I'm looking for this cow, about yeaaa long, and... oh, there she is! No? My Miss Steak. Caption by tpg76
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Farmer Brown was such a big fan of the LA Lakers that he decided to paint Bessie's spots purple. Caption by hollymo
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FARMER: Why do you have purple spots? COW: Why do you have that ugly yellow hat? FARMER: Touche Caption by geninkitty
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Man: Watch out cow. I'm gonna tip you.
Cow: Damn city folk. Caption by Izzie
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It's sad when your only friends are plastic cows. Of course, it's even sadder when you plastic, too. Caption by bookworm91
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Man: You are a child's play thing!
Cow: You are a sad, strange little man.
(This caption is from the animated Disney movie "Toy Story".) Caption by RiddleMeThis91
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Cow tipping is most effective when fists are clenched. Formal attire is not necessary. The bell alerts you to when the cow has "tipped". Caption by
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Eventually, The Man in the Yellow Hat got tired of George's curious antics and found himself a more docile pet. Caption by DaddyOuizle
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rock...paper...scissors... dang it, we both picked rock again! Caption by jesus_freak
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COW: mr. farmer? i thought you were taking me to the pastures...wait, is this seat made of LEATHER??? Caption by social_girl
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"Why are you wearing a bell?"
"Because my horns don't work." Caption by FreddyPharkas
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Betsy, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore... Caption by silvashadez
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And just then, Bob realized that he couldn't see Jane any more. It wasn't the purple spots or even the fact she was a cow. He just couldn't stand dating a woman taller than him. Caption by Tommy290
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Where are you taking me. To the butch- to the barber chop. I meant shop!!! Caption by Voldemort
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