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Emo Phillips
How well do you know these funny quotes by Emo Phillips?
Fun:
(2.02)
Difficulty:
(0.9)
Quiz ID: #11305
Category:
People
Submitted By:
TRILLIONAIRE
Question #1
Fill in the blank: "A ____ once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
Toaster
Computer
Geek
Question #2
Fill in the blank: "At my _____ stand, I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
Popsicle
Lemonade
Question #3
Fill in the blank: "How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my _____."
Hat
Hand
Head
Question #4
Fill in the blank: "I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any _____ under any of them."
Candy
Gum
Money
Question #5
Fill in the blank: "When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked Him to _____ me."
Forgive
Forget
Format
Question #6
Fill in the blank: "People __________ and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'"
Look at me
Ask me
Come up to me
Question #7
Fill in the blank: "When I was six, my family __________, but fortunately I was able to track them down."
Got lost
Moved to a new city
Painted the house
Question #8
Finish this quote: "What is eternity? You're on the checkout line at a supermarket. There are seven people in front of you. They are all old. They all have two carts and coupons for every item. They are all paying by check. None of them have ID..."
... It's the checkout girl's first day on the job. She doesn't speak any English. Take away fifteen minutes from that, and you begin to get an idea of what eternity is.
... The cash register is jammed. Nobody knows how to fix it. Add an hour to that and you begin to get an idea of what eternity is.
... The lady in front you forgot to take her pills. She leans up against the magazine rack and starts to fall asleep. Take away thirty minutes from that, and you begin to get an idea of what eternity is.
Question #9
Emo Phillips was born in Illinois.
True
False
Question #10
What is Emo Phillips's birth name?
Pat Patterson
John Johnson
Phil Soltanek
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