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Posted: 07:21AM Oct 5, 2015
ultimatecubtgb
Posts: 1899

Unfortunately Ghostwolf's avatar ate them

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Posted: 08:46PM Oct 7, 2015
dawnrisingAus
Posts: 576

Fortunately, you were able to successfully shoplift some more food.

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Posted: 02:55AM Oct 9, 2015
snappytomg
Posts: 5126

Unfortunately for everyone involved, this is where I come into the story. And I will not put up with any nonsense.

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Posted: 03:09PM Oct 9, 2015
ultimatecubtgb
Posts: 1899

Fortunately John Cleese gets convicted for theft instead of you.

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Posted: 06:49PM Oct 9, 2015
whoviandebAus
Posts: 211

Unfortunately his brand of humor isn't appreciated in prison and he meets and untimely end. Rest in peace.

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Posted: 08:15AM Oct 10, 2015
dawnrisingAus
Posts: 576

Fortunately, he has no will, and his properties are sold at auction, and you are the only person who shows up.

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Posted: 08:55AM Oct 10, 2015
snappytomg
Posts: 5126

Unfortunately, I find one line stories a bore. Especially when they are dull and uninteresting. How about I get my shovel, dig up Cleese and put him in the car and we embark on a grand tour of the Montreal Comedy Festival, during which time we get jobs at the local tourist centre taking tourists on long drives around the city and pointing out the highlights!

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Posted: 01:09AM Oct 13, 2015
whoviandebAus
Posts: 211

(Since the last post wasn't exactly in the spirit of the game, I'll play off dawn's last post if that's ok.)

Unfortunately, his property includes a haunted house in Devon.


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Posted: 11:40AM Oct 13, 2015
dawnrisingAus
Posts: 576

Fortunately, someone else bought it for a large sum of money.

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Posted: 04:13AM Oct 15, 2015
snappytomg
Posts: 5126

[as the previous post I made was meant to be tongue in cheek and humorous, but was obviously misunderstood...it was part of the game....]
Fortunately, the sum of money was stolen.


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Posted: 09:30AM Oct 15, 2015
ghostwolf1468bus
Posts: 306

Unfortunately, The Police Think That You are the Person who stole it.

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Posted: 01:09PM Oct 16, 2015
dawnrisingAus
Posts: 576

Fortunately, evidence now points away from you, and the police are close to catching the "perp."

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Posted: 12:40AM Oct 17, 2015
snappytomg
Posts: 5126

Unfortunately, they weren't.

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Posted: 12:10PM Oct 18, 2015
dawnrisingAus
Posts: 576

Fortunately, he turned himself in anyway.

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Posted: 02:19PM Oct 18, 2015
DrHooAen
Posts: 52

Unfortunately any money recovered was turned over to the US government and taxed at an outrageous rate, leaving you with only $12.73.
Posted: 05:14PM Oct 18, 2015
dawnrisingAus
Posts: 576

Fortunately, you tried out for a part in Hollywood's Jaws sequel #29, and got in!

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Posted: 06:46AM Oct 19, 2015
snappytomg
Posts: 5126

Unfortunately you were sacked.

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Posted: 01:10PM Oct 22, 2015
dawnrisingAus
Posts: 576

Fortunately, your lawyers say you have a good chance to win a wrongful firing lawsuit.

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Posted: 03:11PM Oct 22, 2015
whoviandebAus
Posts: 211

Unfortunately, their fees are so high that if you do win, you'll probably just break even.

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Posted: 04:01PM Oct 22, 2015
dawnrisingAus
Posts: 576

Fortunately, you won.

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