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"I'm not coming to your house with a paper shredder"
"Well, school is more important than Braingle (unless that's part of your curriculum, which I doubt)"
"Wait, Ramen noodles have latex?"
"We've been to 3 places Monday, Sunday & Oscar"
"I have an invisible ghost pet cat which took control of me"
"your only post made shouldnt be about everyone else not contributing"
"whov because she knows about sin actually very well"
"Hold on can I finish my sandwich first?"
"President of yourself :P"
"Switzerland sounds like a good hot-coca flavour"
"spa for cheese for now
Edit: Nice one auto correct, cheese I hope you like my spa (spv)"
Later...
"Voting flathead
Edit: Score 2 for auto correct, hope flathead enjoyed my spa"
"I married myself but dead!"
"Okay Blaine Chainrip"
"In one of my posts I wrote that there were 2 brunches left - autocorrect strikes again"
"Before I go I will confess my love to Whov"
"I really don't have any suspicions except everyone"
"If we all signed up to play dodge ball together and someone said, my playstyle is to stay still in the middle of the court for the first 3 minutes of the game, we would have right to raise the issue."
"If you shoot a bomb shouldn't you be far enough away to not explode?"
"I'd rather put out a campfire with my face than do that"
"There's a magical thing called moving your chicken"
"You cannot DWINK someone!"
"My nose looks like a dress!"
"I would like to introduce you to myself"
"I can pretend to be drunk"
"im sorry for tasting your blood and stabbing you"
"Well, school is more important than Braingle (unless that's part of your curriculum, which I doubt)"
"Wait, Ramen noodles have latex?"
"We've been to 3 places Monday, Sunday & Oscar"
"I have an invisible ghost pet cat which took control of me"
"your only post made shouldnt be about everyone else not contributing"
"whov because she knows about sin actually very well"
"Hold on can I finish my sandwich first?"
"President of yourself :P"
"Switzerland sounds like a good hot-coca flavour"
"spa for cheese for now
Edit: Nice one auto correct, cheese I hope you like my spa (spv)"
Later...
"Voting flathead
Edit: Score 2 for auto correct, hope flathead enjoyed my spa"
"I married myself but dead!"
"Okay Blaine Chainrip"
"In one of my posts I wrote that there were 2 brunches left - autocorrect strikes again"
"Before I go I will confess my love to Whov"
"I really don't have any suspicions except everyone"
"If we all signed up to play dodge ball together and someone said, my playstyle is to stay still in the middle of the court for the first 3 minutes of the game, we would have right to raise the issue."
"If you shoot a bomb shouldn't you be far enough away to not explode?"
"I'd rather put out a campfire with my face than do that"
"There's a magical thing called moving your chicken"
"You cannot DWINK someone!"
"My nose looks like a dress!"
"I would like to introduce you to myself"
"I can pretend to be drunk"
"im sorry for tasting your blood and stabbing you"
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