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## What is the root of all evil?

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JQPublic

Posts: 1794

 Posted: 05:30AM Sep 27, 2012

Taste is a sense

Therefore, senses are the root of all evil

'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens
dangerouspie101

Posts: 414

 Posted: 06:42PM Sep 27, 2012

ARE YOU SERIOUS!!! I was *JUST* about to post exactly ^that^........

Oh well.

There are five senses.

therefroe 5 is the root of all evil

Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.
JQPublic

Posts: 1794

 Posted: 06:23AM Sep 28, 2012

The square root of five is around 2.24

Therefore, the root of all evil is approximately 2.24.

'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens
wyse

Posts: 263

 Posted: 08:20AM Sep 29, 2012

the approximated value is two therefore 2 is the root of all evil

I'm WYSE, in name and in life application.
JQPublic

Posts: 1794

 Posted: 09:13AM Sep 29, 2012

When the square root of five is rounded off to two, the error is around 10.6%.

Therefore, the root of all evil is about 10.6%.

'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens
dangerouspie101

Posts: 414

 Posted: 09:59AM Sep 29, 2012

10.6 is a decimal.

Therefore decimals are the root of all evil

Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.
JQPublic

Posts: 1794

 Posted: 10:48AM Sep 29, 2012

Decimals are real numbers.

Therefore, real numbers are the root of all evil.

'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens
dangerouspie101

Posts: 414

 Posted: 10:50AM Sep 29, 2012

Real mbers are REAL.

Therefore real things are the root of all evil

Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.
babyjuice

Posts: 487

 Posted: 02:18PM Sep 29, 2012

Dp is a real thing

Therefore dp (dangerouspie) is the root of all evil
JQPublic

Posts: 1794

 Posted: 06:10PM Sep 29, 2012

Um ... pies are not dangerous unless someone uses them for dangerous tasks (such as throwing them).

Therefore, external agents which affect the nature of an object are the root of all evil.

'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens
babyjuice

Posts: 487

 Posted: 08:24PM Sep 29, 2012

God affects the nature of all objects.

Therefore, God is the root of all evil
JJPutz

Posts: 387

 Posted: 03:48PM Oct 3, 2012

Mother Nature is God's wife. She should control him. Therefore, mother nature is the root of all evil.

When I go to hell, I will constantly annoy everybody by asking "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
dangerouspie101

Posts: 414

 Posted: 10:44AM Oct 6, 2012

Mother Nature is a mother.

Therefore mothers are the root of all evil.

(thanks bj for making ME the root of all evil!)

At JQ- somebody could choke on a pie...

Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.
JJPutz

Posts: 387

 Posted: 12:40PM Oct 6, 2012

Children are born from mothers. (somebody steer this away from where this is going!)
Children are the root of all evil.

When I go to hell, I will constantly annoy everybody by asking "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
babyjuice

Posts: 487

 Posted: 02:23PM Oct 6, 2012

I am still considered a 'child'

Therefore, I am the root of all evil
JJPutz

Posts: 387

 Posted: 03:12PM Oct 6, 2012

You are crazy. Therefore crazy is the root of all evil

When I go to hell, I will constantly annoy everybody by asking "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
JQPublic

Posts: 1794

 Posted: 08:35AM Oct 9, 2012

Whether someone is crazy depends on your subjective opinion on Braingle.

Therefore, opinions are the root of all evil.

'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens
pyro

Posts: 3042

 Posted: 04:02PM Oct 10, 2012

opinions are changble

thus change is the root of all evil
JQPublic

Posts: 1794

 Posted: 09:56AM Oct 11, 2012

Many people are afraid of change.

Therefore, fear is the root of all evil.

'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens
JJPutz

Posts: 387

 Posted: 10:58AM Oct 11, 2012

Fear is for chumps. Therefore chumps are ther root af oll evil

When I go to hell, I will constantly annoy everybody by asking "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

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