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corcon 

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Posted: 07:10PM Nov 22, 2012 |
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Granted, you forget how to do everything else in life except play basketball. This includes forgetting how to breathe. Bye bye!
I wish everyone on Braingle has a happy Thanksgiving!
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JJPutz 

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Posted: 11:24PM Nov 22, 2012 |
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corcon wrote: I wish the Miami Marlins didn't make that salary dump trade.
Yeah. Reyes was condemned by the baseball gods for leaving the Mets. Now he plays baseball in Canada.
Granted, however, you forget your password and cry all day long. Sorry 
I wish we had reyes back.
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corcon 

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Posted: 06:22AM Nov 23, 2012 |
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Granted. The Mets trade all 9 of their starters for him.
I wish I was stronger.
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JJPutz 

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Posted: 10:35PM Nov 23, 2012 |
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Granted. Everyone gets weaker and you are the strongest person around.
I wish...i didnt have to get off the couch...ever...again...*collapses onto couch*
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corcon 

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Posted: 06:57PM Nov 25, 2012 |
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You now can't get off the couch because you gains 1,000 pounds and are literally to fat to move.
I wish for a time machine.
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JJPutz 

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Posted: 02:20PM Nov 26, 2012 |
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Granted. You can't use it.
I wish that my friends would SHUT UP for 5 seconds.
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corcon 

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Posted: 02:50PM Nov 26, 2012 |
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Granted. He stops talking, but your worst enemy starts talking and won't shut up, and he's talking about you.
I wish for somthing.
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JJPutz 

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Posted: 07:47PM Nov 26, 2012 |
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Granted, but you spelled it wrong so *DOES NOT COMPLY*
I wish that this game was funner
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FatHead

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Posted: 12:30PM Nov 27, 2012 |
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Wish granted. It is now funner for everyone else because you are now our personal slave.
I wish for a good nonsequitur.
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corcon 

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Posted: 04:18PM Nov 27, 2012 |
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Granted a I go to 'Gocomics.com' and print off the best 'Non Sequitur' comic strip Willey Miller has written.
http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2012/11/10 ...it's in my paper.
I wish for...a sandwich! (Adventure Time)
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JJPutz 

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Posted: 06:59AM Nov 28, 2012 |
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Granted. I eat it.
I wish for a sandwich that is poisonous to everybody but me.
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FatHead

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Posted: 12:01PM Nov 28, 2012 |
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Wish grated. Your best friend eats it all because he's hungry.
I wish for a video game.
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corcon 

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Posted: 03:29PM Nov 28, 2012 |
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You get pong for the Odyssey 100.
I wish for something good.
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JJPutz 

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Posted: 09:07PM Nov 28, 2012 |
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Granted. I go back in time, give you a weight set, and now you think your so tough but LeBron James stepped on you.
I wish i was better at basketball
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corcon 

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Posted: 07:08PM Nov 29, 2012 |
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Earlier this page, Faith511 wrote:
...I wish I were better at basketball
And I replied:
Granted, you forget how to do everything else in life except play basketball. This includes forgetting how to breathe. Bye bye!...
Ditto to you, my friend.
I wish that I am the star player for any NBA team.
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JJPutz 

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Posted: 10:59AM Nov 30, 2012 |
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Granted. Now everyone sucks.
I wish I was better at baseball
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JQPublic

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Posted: 09:23AM Dec 1, 2012 |
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Granted. You're so good that you beat all the masters of basketball in the world. Unfortunately, fame comes at a cost and now everyone knows your secrets.
I wish people would vote on my teasers.
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corcon 

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Posted: 09:24AM Dec 1, 2012 |
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Granted. You are a great middle reliever. And you are great, for the Minors. You just aren't good enough for the majors. And you play in the Astros' minor league system.
I wish for immortality.
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FatHead

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Posted: 02:52PM Dec 1, 2012 |
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Wish granted, but everyone else dies.
I wish for a beautiful woman.
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corcon 

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Posted: 05:07PM Dec 2, 2012 |
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(My 100th post!!! Yeah! )
Granted. She hates your guts.
I wish for peace and happiness.
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