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Dumb Ways to Die

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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 03:12PM Dec 16, 2013

Replace the flawed O-rings.

Forget to live.


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SaraGracetus

Posts: 481

new Posted: 06:57PM Dec 17, 2013

Forget to die..

Have a heart attack from watching a cartoon.


"I am on a roller coaster that only goes up my friends." -Augustus Water (TFIOS)
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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 09:03PM Dec 17, 2013

Realize that it's real life, not a cartoon.

Get decapitated by a thrown playing card.


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sciencestevencus

This is Greninja.
Posts: 1814


new Posted: 09:05PM Dec 17, 2013

Fortunately, the card was the ace of spades, which symbolizes death, and the two deaths cancelled each other out.

Unfortunately, you choked on a tennis ball when played badminton.


They say people aren't real. DP doubly so.
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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 09:07PM Dec 17, 2013

Cough it up.

Evaporate.


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sciencestevencus

This is Greninja.
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new Posted: 09:30PM Dec 17, 2013

Condensate.

Freeze.


They say people aren't real. DP doubly so.
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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 09:36PM Dec 17, 2013

Melt.

Sublimate.


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sciencestevencus

This is Greninja.
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new Posted: 10:12PM Dec 17, 2013

Adddddddddd

Net framework for the dead.


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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 10:16PM Dec 17, 2013

Gets the San Francisco Giants.

Inserts the San Diego Padres.


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sciencestevencus

This is Greninja.
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new Posted: 10:21PM Dec 17, 2013

This is Dumb Way to Die, Ace, not Magical Soda Machine 9.

Play Super Death Passage of Doom on the DBOX 720.


They say people aren't real. DP doubly so.
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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 10:23PM Dec 17, 2013

Gets misunderstood.

Inserts crossthreading.


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sciencestevencus

This is Greninja.
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new Posted: 10:26PM Dec 17, 2013

Don't do anything, since nothing's threatening you fatally.

Inserts your heart in The Disintegrat-o-matic 2000.


They say people aren't real. DP doubly so.
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kittygirl19cus

Alchemist of Steel
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new Posted: 04:06PM Dec 18, 2013

Be God Tier, do the windy thing, cause this death was neither just or heroic.


Die a just heroic death.


Like I always say, can't find a door, make your own!
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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 04:37PM Dec 18, 2013

Live an evil greedy life.

Get pood foisoning.


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sciencestevencus

This is Greninja.
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new Posted: 09:17PM Dec 18, 2013

Cough up the pood.

Jump in a vat of toxic waste.


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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 04:17PM Dec 19, 2013

Wear full hazmat gear.

Try to put a crocodile in the toaster, mistaking it for bread.


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SaraGracetus

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new Posted: 07:57PM Dec 19, 2013

Enjoy it with some butter and jam.

Pop popcorn with fireworks.


"I am on a roller coaster that only goes up my friends." -Augustus Water (TFIOS)
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themasterbraincus

Posts: 31

new Posted: 07:23AM Jan 3, 2014

Eat popcorn on 4th of July wearing a Hazmat suit.
Yay! Secret message!
Play the game Dumb Ways to Die in real life.


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sciencestevencus

This is Greninja.
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new Posted: 09:45AM Jan 3, 2014

Realize that since the game is hypothetical, you are also hypothetical, which causes you to cease to exist, which isn't dying, and protects you from dying.

Have super-low self-esteem, and decide you don't deserve life.


They say people aren't real. DP doubly so.
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themasterbraincus

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new Posted: 12:50PM Jan 4, 2014

BELEEEEEVE IN YOURSELF!!!
Catch a disease with no cure, medicine and is impossible to survive naturally.


"I have an invisible bazooka. Don't annoy me."- Me
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