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Dumb Ways to Die

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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 10:23PM Jan 20, 2014

Get the real 1direction.

Step in quicksand.


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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 04:18AM Jan 21, 2014

Put down the game controller and walk away from "Try not to Step in Quicksand: The Game."

Get decapitated in a playing card throwing battle.


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 11:45AM Jan 21, 2014

Get decapitated by the Ace of Hearts, which means Life.

Get sucked into a real Werewolf game and get eaten.


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new Posted: 12:30PM Jan 21, 2014

Burst out of the werewolf's stomach and body.

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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 12:39PM Jan 21, 2014

Ace you need to list a dumb way to die afterwards...
Shall I?

Get burned up by the sun.


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new Posted: 12:40PM Jan 21, 2014

Oh yeah, go for it. Usually when I forget, the next person just says "Do nothing, because you're not dying."

Stay away from the Sun.

Get burned up by a giant carnivorous toaster.


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 12:44PM Jan 21, 2014

Get the toaster to throw you up.

Get surrounded by devils who take you to the opposite of Heaven.


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new Posted: 12:48PM Jan 21, 2014

Just make yourself at home and live there.

Explode.


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 01:03PM Jan 21, 2014

Unexplode.

Get killed by pile of homework.


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new Posted: 01:22PM Jan 21, 2014

Paper shredder.

Gets sucked into a vacuum cleaner.


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new Posted: 08:52PM Jan 21, 2014

The vacuum cleaner spits you out.

Fall from the roof of a 1,000,000 story building.


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new Posted: 09:11PM Jan 21, 2014

It's a library containing 1,000,000 "stories," but only one story tall.

Forget to live.


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new Posted: 09:12PM Jan 21, 2014

Forget to die. (We've already done this one.)

Eat a poisoned zebra.


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sciencestevencus

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new Posted: 09:00AM Jan 22, 2014

Wait for your body to clear the poison before you take another bite.

Remember that last time you lived was when I said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said.


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 10:45AM Jan 22, 2014

The last time you said that was just now.

Get your head chopped off by a paper airplane.


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eighsseAus

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new Posted: 10:51AM Jan 22, 2014

Slice the paper airplane into long, extremely thin fibers, and weave them together into thread, and sew your head back on with the thread.

Attempt to do the thing I just said, which would not save your life at all.


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 11:04AM Jan 22, 2014

Go back in a time machine to when your head wasn't chopped off.

Realize that by going back in time, you cease to exist.


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new Posted: 11:06AM Jan 22, 2014

Do nothing, because ceasing to exist is not dying.

Eat the whole toaster instead of just the toast.


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 11:07AM Jan 22, 2014

Poop it out.

Walk into an exploding volcano.


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Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 11:21AM Jan 22, 2014

...with a heatproof shield around your whole body.

Try to stop a train with your face.


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