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guylad

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new Posted: 10:10PM Apr 2, 2007

I think its amazing how a fish can lay thousands of eggs all in a roe.
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 10:14PM Apr 2, 2007

Did you hear that NASA is planning to send a group of Holsteins into Orbit? Apparently they're calling it the herd shot round the world.

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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guylad

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new Posted: 10:32PM Apr 2, 2007

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bhssoccer23Aus

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new Posted: 02:46PM Apr 3, 2007

^^^same here!

(R.I.P.Sherrod Cooks AKA Ducky: April 30th, 2007) You will always be loved and missed.
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guylad

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new Posted: 05:06PM Apr 3, 2007

Its not that I don't like animals or that I'm fussy.I just haven't found the gorilla my dreams yet.
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 01:25PM Apr 4, 2007

Why are fish so skinny? Because they eat fish . . ..

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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reddragonAus

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new Posted: 01:37PM Apr 4, 2007

I know one other reason fish are so fin. They swim all day long.

Some shun sunshine. Do you shun sunshine?
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 01:41PM Apr 4, 2007

Good one Red!

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 03:04PM Apr 4, 2007

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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phrebh*us

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new Posted: 03:14PM Apr 4, 2007

If a cow is sad, is it moorose?

Never send a linguist to do a physicist's work.
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guylad

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new Posted: 03:51PM Apr 4, 2007

do cows eat for a reason or just cuds?
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guylad

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new Posted: 07:49PM Apr 5, 2007

Well time for a new topic. lets go wide open again.
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reddragonAus

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new Posted: 08:07PM Apr 5, 2007

Something cold, chocolaty, and sweet is what I scream for.

Some shun sunshine. Do you shun sunshine?
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guylad

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new Posted: 09:38AM Apr 6, 2007

Gatting the turkey ready for tommorows dinner and the cops show up at the house.They loked at the bird and detemined that its death was fowl play.
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 03:04PM Apr 6, 2007

If a turkey stops smoking, can he stop cold turkey?

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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guylad

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new Posted: 07:03PM Apr 6, 2007




We were playing hide and seek on the Serengeti with some animals.it was all good till the rhino sor us
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 09:18PM Apr 6, 2007

I got that last one wrong - - Let me try again -

If someone is addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers, can he quit cold turkey?

Is this any better? I tried to remember it the first time from memory.


Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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reddragonAus

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new Posted: 10:53PM Apr 6, 2007

If only I could stop gobbling gobblers.

Some shun sunshine. Do you shun sunshine?
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 08:31AM Apr 7, 2007

When someone offers you a penny for your thoughts, and you put in your two cents' worth, what happens to the other penny?

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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reddragonAus

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new Posted: 02:46PM Apr 7, 2007

If you ever catch a bag of money while fishing in the river, you should get the money to the bank right away.

Some shun sunshine. Do you shun sunshine?
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