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Paladin 

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Posted: 09:41PM Apr 15, 2009 |
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Yeah, those jokers are pretty wild.
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snowmonster  

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Posted: 09:43PM Apr 15, 2009 |
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At least they aren't crazy like those eights!
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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Paladin 

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Posted: 09:56PM Apr 15, 2009 |
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When the eights are crazy, they're pretty wild, too!
"The greatest cause of unhappiness in the world today is trading what we want most for what we want now." |
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snowmonster  

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Posted: 10:49AM Jul 17, 2009 |
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When those 8's are crazy, it's fun, but when the jokers are wild, things get a bit too crazy for me!
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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zonahobo 

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Posted: 11:26PM Jul 17, 2009 |
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I hear the 8 by 10 inch playing cards are a big deal at the Texas casinos.
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jpaw

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Posted: 09:06AM Jul 18, 2009 |
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I'm going to deck someone if I have to deal with any more of these puns.
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snowmonster  

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Posted: 11:23AM Jul 18, 2009 |
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Boy, are you a real joker!
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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jpaw

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Posted: 05:10PM Jul 18, 2009 |
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Holy cow! I heard some utterly bad puns about bovines recently.
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snowmonster  

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Posted: 06:07PM Jul 18, 2009 |
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All I know is that Holy Cow is nothing like Heavenly Ham, during the Holidays.
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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zonahobo 

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Posted: 05:29PM Jul 19, 2009 |
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Did you hear that when Noah told the snakes to go forth and mutiply after the ark landed they told him "No can do, we're adders."
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PineappleMama 

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Posted: 04:53PM Aug 8, 2009 |
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LOVE IT!
A fellow died before he was able to write his estranged daughter out of the will.
Death before disown her.
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jpaw

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Posted: 05:36PM Aug 8, 2009 |
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I think the die was already cast.
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idiot_original

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Posted: 12:51AM Aug 9, 2009 |
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Cast out those broken arms, lest they burdon your shoulders.
Human intelligence has peaked, and is declining. For proof, see Speaker of House |
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PineappleMama 

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Posted: 05:54AM Aug 9, 2009 |
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anyone else every heard badam bom chih after reading a post?
Call casting, we've got a line on Bob?
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snowmonster  

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Posted: 06:54AM Aug 9, 2009 |
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Bob's not into casting, his line of work is construction.
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here2stay

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Posted: 09:11PM Aug 23, 2009 |
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Ahab Was a religious man .When he went to sea there was much whaling and nashing of teeth
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FreddyPharkas 

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Posted: 03:36AM Oct 18, 2009 |
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I once considered joining the ministry, but I don't really have an altar-ego.
"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese |
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Posted: 09:48AM Oct 18, 2009 |
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While enjoying a tall glass of Root Beer, I was going through my mail, and realized I had been drafted.
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