My mom never got over me growing up........this is my punishment (She wants them ALL BROKEN)
Submitted by slvbplayer15
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She loves me . She loves me not
Submitted by linda2
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And this is the president *POP* And this is that meinie Jim from lunch *POP* And this my boss who took away my raise for "childish behavor"... *pop*
Submitted by geninkitty
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bush.., before his state of the union address
Submitted by june12
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(After being insulted by his bosses) "You think you pompous airheads can make me feel down? Take that, and that..."
Submitted by plain_jane
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I get over a drink addiction, a drugs addiction, a sex addiction- but I will DIE A BUBBLE WRAP ADDICT!
Submitted by canse912
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5 bubbles popped, ten million more left.
Submitted by Thinker1995
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Fifty-two.. fifty-three.. fifty-four.. .... fifty-four.... ..... fifty-four...
Submitted by Signe
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I can't believe they fired me. This'll show 'em. Let's see them try to ship anything once I'm gone!
Submitted by Tommy290
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the power was out.I had nothing to do,besides this.
Submitted by Max34480
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"One more pop... okay... it will be better with 10 more pops!"
---OCD in the office
Submitted by clearisacolour
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And this one is Mr. Humphreys in accounting, and this is Mrs. Singleton in HR...
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Stephen: Mark, you are SO weird. Mark: You're an idiot yourself. Stephen: Well you're...right. :(
Submitted by brain23
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Maybe tomorrow I won't wear the $2,000 suit and the $1,000 shoes and the $200 tie and the silk socks...
Submitted by JimW
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I wonder if this is what the packagers for ups do on there spare time when they don't have anything to package.
Submitted by kp52
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The underwear my company provides is not that comfortable. Let's think of an alternative cloth fiber...
Submitted by zukoca
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theres only 1,000,000 left before i get my raise to two bucks an hour
Submitted by brainknot
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I knew I shouldn't have let my mother get me a job!
Submitted by naturegirl741
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See Tommy, this is way more entertaining than any stupid expensive video game, and it's cheap!
Submitted by bighead1999
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never watch buisness men get freaky with bubble wrap.
Submitted by pinkkittygirl98
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His prom date dumped him.
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What do they do in theropy these days? "It all started when I was four..."
Submitted by frenzy1
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One, two, three, now, let's see how many are left...
Submitted by Davegle
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They told me if I popped ALL of the bubble wrap, they'd let me keep my job at McDonalds! Sweet!
Submitted by wannamarryharry
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Just POP the bubble, POP the bubble, baby! POP the bubble, POP the bubble baby!
Man:I'm not a baby! i'm just alone, sad,retarted, and obsessed with bubble wrap...
Submitted by srpwuzhere
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Joe learned to like getting sent to the naughty corner. He always found some sort of stimulation... "Hahaha, jokes on them..."
Submitted by Becka
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The George Bush IQ test
Submitted by tuckpaw
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With a large surplus of unaccounted money and an old debt to his college drinking buddy, the CEO decided to bring in his old friend, dress him up in a suit, and keep him busy the only way he knows how. And for $90,000 a year!
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This is hard to resist.
Submitted by Natrix
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This is better than any marriage counseling.
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George Bush's plan to create more jobs and solve unemployment in the upper class is going very well...
Submitted by ickybana5
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My new therapist told me that this will calm me. AHHH haha its kinda working
Submitted by chocolatecake
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Looks like I'll be working late again, honey.
Submitted by granny3g5b
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101, 102, 103, 104... Only 50,768 left.
Submitted by poley857
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How the heck do they get the air in there?
Submitted by bugkillerbubba
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BUBBLES!!! BUBBLES!!!
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Pretty pretty, shiny shiny, POPPY POPPY!!!
Submitted by Madelulabelle
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The politically correct method of breaking wind at the office.
Submitted by standup
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..And this bubble represents the network *POP* Cancel MY show, will you?!
Submitted by Lyana
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So much for the promotion.
Submitted by Damascus
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bubble wrap: No matter how old you are, you're always entertained.
Submitted by FrodoBaggins
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$300 Dollars a weeks for my Anger Manegment class and they make me POP BUBBLES WRAP!!!!
Submitted by everyday4jesus
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They said I was going to be in charge of packing, but this isn't quite what I had in mind...
Submitted by teddybair
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i use these little air pockets to simulate stress popping out of me bit by bit. can you hand me that other roll over there? i need to finish my pre-lunch bubbles ASAP.
Submitted by Caboose-1
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So easy, even a caveman can do it...
Submitted by IB247
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Demanding, he says...hi-tech, he says...crucial positioning, he says...
Submitted by BMEUP2PLZ
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With this amazing bubble wrap, and a roll of DUCT TAPE!- I could RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!
Submitted by dirtdummy
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