The lengths a rodent will go to get a date for prom...
Submitted by oddrey
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Dude, you owe me big time if this works out between you and Grace.
Submitted by wannamarryharry
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You didn't say you were going to recite Romeo and Juliet!
Submitted by tuataralover
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Some folks fall in love.... Others get dropped.
Submitted by wyoguy
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"Say yes already. My wingman isn't THAT strong."
Submitted by Davegle
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Hold on... don't drop me, i almost got her. "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks. It is the east, and Juliet is the sun."
Submitted by jello4426
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Best Wingman, EVER.
Submitted by LordT
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For you my love!
Submitted by FrostyDCH
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Yo bro' .. hold up .. Hottie on the Horizon ...
Submitted by GIVITUPYO
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Why didn't you tell me she doesn't like pink?!?!?
Submitted by bellehop1
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I can't believe I'm helping you let a girl come between us.
Submitted by trickster2005
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I'm out on a limb here.....
Submitted by NANG
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Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you...
Submitted by forevershortty
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Sheesh, Mr. Hamster must have done something REALLY stupid if that's how he has to apologize.
Submitted by JrWriter
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Get back up here! She's mine!
Submitted by Shadows
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Alright. He loves you, yadda yadda yadda, she loves you back, yadda yadda yadda, we all live happily ever after. Now would someone please GET ME DOWN FROM HERE BEFORE I LOSE A FOOT?!?
Submitted by geninkitty
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Who said this flower was for you? Maybe I just like living on the edge of death... You like me?...Why didn't you say so?
Submitted by Mouser101
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I thought she was exagerating when she said I am falling for you!
Submitted by harpgirl96
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Oh John...Oh Marcia......Oh my aching back
Submitted by IMPAUDITOR2
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I gotcha back bro'...
Submitted by BMEUP2PLZ
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Are you going to take this flower or not? I can't be hanging around all day!
Submitted by dogg6pound9
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I don't care what your friends say, I'm NOT that kind of Hamster!!!!!
Submitted by JEWELEDDIVA
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Whoa Dude.....check out the blonde..
Submitted by CRABBYDAD
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I you drop me, I swear...
Submitted by dancingd3
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How romantic............ I've always wanted my prince to fall from the sky.
Submitted by lil2007
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will you go out with me? please decide quickly
Submitted by CaptainSnap
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When a Ham' loves a woman.....
Submitted by KIZMIAZ
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"For you my lovely lady, how do I love you? let me count the wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Thud.
Submitted by Darkmisfortune
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Did you just say "tree-some" or "three-some"????
Submitted by NYG7154
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I hope that flower smells better then your butt!!!
Submitted by JLP1
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If she's not impressed, oh boy.
Submitted by Cindzey
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The things I do to help you meet someone.
Submitted by aggie
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