Rubber Duckie continues to deny the steroid allegations.
Submitted by 1deadcat
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Child:Mommy! There's a big rubber-duckie in the harbor!
Mother:Stop your lying, you're going to the dentists'!
Submitted by E-man
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Word to the wise: when the Trojans offers you a giant duck, say NO.
Submitted by oddrey
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you too can get these results in just 2 days
Submitted by MCA1
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someone tell God that his tubs overflowed!
Submitted by FlyFishy4
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Where's the soap??
Submitted by catfood99
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a bubble bath experiment gone horribly awry!
Submitted by chiwawaboy78
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"heavy rain with a slight chance of giant duck." weird forcast, but ok.
Submitted by jello4426
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It's a small world after all
Submitted by LCMW
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Because bigger really IS better.....
Submitted by jfilar3
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We're gonna need a bigger bathtub.
Submitted by KiraKaty
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Beware! The Trojan Duck
Submitted by Dragonboy
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The US Navy recently released it's new concept cruiser for the "kinder and gentler" military overhaul.
Submitted by zonahobo
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Rubber Duckie, you're so fun. You take steroids, one by one...
Submitted by brain23
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Don't be surprised if a giant Ernie suddenly surfaces.
Submitted by Shadows
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What the duck...
Submitted by IB247
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i knew we should have been suspicious of that giant egg...
Submitted by christine-ihatt
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so thats where my tax money went, thank god i thought bush was gonna spend it on something useless
Submitted by cookie0725
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Moby Duck has returned!!!!!
Submitted by kathryn6
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Tokyo news reports say this is the first sign that Godzilla does indeed have a child.
Submitted by Zongetsu
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will some kind person wash my back i cant seem to reach it
Submitted by june12
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OK...tell the Jolly Green Giant his tub's overflowed!!!
Submitted by NYTETIMER2
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The mayor of Seaport decided to cancel the building of the new duck monument. Upon questioning, he admitted that the bill for such a project was much larger than originally planned...
Submitted by CapricornsGhost
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Yo momma's so fat, that's her little rubber duck. OHHHH BURN
Submitted by awesomedfg
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Hahahaha! The duck is HERE! Now, flee in terror and horror. I shall finally have my revenge over all of those who laughed at me for taking a bath instead of a shower. I shall wash you aaaaaaallllllll!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by dragunlord13
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Didn't you read the instruction that said not to over inflate?!
Submitted by froggygg
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The new war on pirates has been launched... news and photos at 11.
Submitted by RGW4
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If That's The duck, I'd hate to see the kid
Submitted by Fallen-Angel
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I'M not cleaning THAT tub...
Submitted by JEWELEDDIVA
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Wow, maybe I shouldn't have bathed in Miracle Grow after all...
Submitted by jonas
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Who's been experimenting with uranium in the bath?
Submitted by Holo
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China readies the Trojan Duck for it's trip to the Japanese harbour.
Submitted by idiot_original
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No more would Ernie be teased by Bert - this was his ultimate revenge!!
Submitted by dswilborn
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Now THIS quacks me up!!!
Submitted by IGVADAMN
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Talk about your fowl moods .....
Submitted by CRABBYDAD
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