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Who Said That?

These are some stand up comics' funniest lines. This test is to see how well you know your comedians and their lines.


 

Quiz ID:#11666
Fun:** (1.39)
Difficulty:**** (3.27)
Category:People
Created By:beepbeeptnmAus****

 

 

 



#1   Name the comedian who said: "Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses, and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time."

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#2   Name the comedian who said: "Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"

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#3   Name the comedian who said: "I'm on that diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost ten pounds and my driver's license."

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#4   Name the comedian who said: "How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand."

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#5   Name the comedian who said: "Garbagemen come at 5 a.m. Why? They're picking up garbage. It's not going to go bad again."

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#6   Name the comedian who said: "I will clean the house when Sears makes a vacuum you can ride on."

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#7   Name the comedian who said: "LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Mexico. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they made the factory too easy to take apart and rebuild somewhere else."

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#8   Name the comedian who said: "I tried to walk into Target, but I missed."

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#9   Name the comedian who said: "I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"

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#10   Name the comedian who said: "I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

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