Cats! At the Crazy Cat Lady Cat Off in St. Paul, Minnesota, dozens of crazy cat ladies brought their pampered cats to participate in various events (most of which the cats would rather not do). Crazy cat lady after crazy cat lady entered their dozens of cats. Then, one seemingly crazy cat lady came to enter her polecat. The judges took one look at it and knew that it would never belong in the crazy cat lady cat off. What qualities does a polecat have that makes it impossible to belong in a cat off?