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Humorous Quotes
Often, famous people are best known for their funny quotes. I think they deliver them that way on purpose, since funny sayings seem to stick in the subconscious. There are many funny quotes that often have words of wisdom embedded in them. Here are some humorous quotes concealed within synonyms to give you a challenge. Can you figure them out? What are the quotes and who said them?
We'll unveil to the earth we are moneyed, even if we have to go bankrupt to do it.
Our nonresident dealings are an accessible compendium, generally a bank draft text.
You can't say modern man isn't going forward, in every conflict they slay you in a novel way.
Negotiation is the expertise of saying 'friendly puppy' until you can acquire a pebble.
Be grateful we're not getting all the bureaucracy we're compensating for.
Anyone is uninformed, only on diverse topics.
We'll unveil to the earth we are moneyed, even if we have to go bankrupt to do it.
Our nonresident dealings are an accessible compendium, generally a bank draft text.
You can't say modern man isn't going forward, in every conflict they slay you in a novel way.
Negotiation is the expertise of saying 'friendly puppy' until you can acquire a pebble.
Be grateful we're not getting all the bureaucracy we're compensating for.
Anyone is uninformed, only on diverse topics.
Hint
American cowboy humorist. Some called him the cowboy philosopher.Answer
We'll show the world we are prosperous, even if we have to go broke to do it.Our foreign dealings are an open book, generally a check book.
You can't say civilization isn't advancing, in every war they kill you in a new way.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
These quotes were furnished courtesy of Will Rogers (1879 to 1935). American humorist, columnist, actor, author.
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Great teaser sgt.
YAY! You're back doing what you do best...entertain me!! And I got it right too!! Great one sgtammo! I love these!
I understood all of the quotes, but, had no idea who said them until I read the hint. Then I knew it right off.
cool teaser i liked it sgt keep it up
Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
This one was kinda tough for me Sarge..... but I liked it!! You're really keeping us on our toes with quality teasers!!! My hat would be off to you.... if I wore one.... LOL
That was pretty tough, but cute.
i have never herd of any of those
Thanks Sarge one of my favorites. I got this thing for the writtings of 'Wills'! gr8 job.
I'm glad you found this enjoyable. Thank you.
This was pretty good, but confusing!!
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