Who's The Boss
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Welcome to CHALLENGE 3
Tonight we're playing...Whose Boss Is It Anyway!!
This round's first game is....
"Let's Make a Movie" - I'm going to list various movie genres throughout the round, and you'll have to play WTB as if you're in that movie. For example, if I use the topic "Western", you can play as if you were a cowboy and the game was a Saloon. I will decide (based on participation, creativity, and quality) who performed better at the end of the round. Please remember: this is a comdey club!! ENDED
This round's 2nd (current) game is...
"World's Worst" - I'm going to list various topics throughout the round, and you'll have to tell me the world's worst of them. For example, if I use the topic "Pick up" lines, you'll tell me the worst ones you can think of till the next topic is posted. Or you can act them out as if you're a creepy dude trying to pick someone up.
You have unlimited submissions, but please don't double/triple post to submit more And funnier = better
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Mod notes:
- Game 1 is over, Game 2 is now posted
- Jervis was a mandatory fire for failing to vote even though his team had immunity
- Sciencesteven was voted out of the game
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Tonight we're playing...Whose Boss Is It Anyway!!
Backstory: The boss is the owner of an improvisational comedy club. He is looking to eliminate those who cannot meet the club's high standards - can you spot him in the crowd, or is he sabotaging the act? But beware...he also has one decoy (the rat) assisting him.
So here's how it will work:
- All teams participate in the posted game (A 2nd game will be posted later the round)
- The best team (as decided by myself) gets one random name cleared in their group
- Worst team gets a player mod fired if there exists a weak link as arbitrarily decided by myself and the boss
- The Boss and Decoy may get a private TB iff they are on the winning team a combined total of 3 times (throughout the WTB game)
So here's how it will work:
- All teams participate in the posted game (A 2nd game will be posted later the round)
- The best team (as decided by myself) gets one random name cleared in their group
- Worst team gets a player mod fired if there exists a weak link as arbitrarily decided by myself and the boss
- The Boss and Decoy may get a private TB iff they are on the winning team a combined total of 3 times (throughout the WTB game)
This round's first game is....
"Let's Make a Movie" - I'm going to list various movie genres throughout the round, and you'll have to play WTB as if you're in that movie. For example, if I use the topic "Western", you can play as if you were a cowboy and the game was a Saloon. I will decide (based on participation, creativity, and quality) who performed better at the end of the round. Please remember: this is a comdey club!! ENDED
This round's 2nd (current) game is...
"World's Worst" - I'm going to list various topics throughout the round, and you'll have to tell me the world's worst of them. For example, if I use the topic "Pick up" lines, you'll tell me the worst ones you can think of till the next topic is posted. Or you can act them out as if you're a creepy dude trying to pick someone up.
You have unlimited submissions, but please don't double/triple post to submit more And funnier = better
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Mod notes:
- Game 1 is over, Game 2 is now posted
- Jervis was a mandatory fire for failing to vote even though his team had immunity
- Sciencesteven was voted out of the game
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Genre 1: [/color] Mystery
(as chosen by the boss )
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(as chosen by the boss )
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hmm. interesting firings. dunno where exactly it'll lead us to, but for now, i voted for .........................
Leo: Hold on. This is gonna hurt. Coach Hedge: I was BORN for HURT!!
Leo: Hold on. This is gonna hurt. Coach Hedge: I was BORN for HURT!!
*suspenseful music*
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When I logged onto braingle on a dark and stormy night, I was pleased to see a new round had started. Being the cautious type, I voted for someone whose name reminded me of money. But I was certain that as the night unfolded I might have to change my vote, because the usual suspects had not yet arrived.
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minakodeb wrote:
koin
And I voted for someone whose name reminds me of music.
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I voted for someone whose name reminded me of money.
koin
And I voted for someone whose name reminds me of music.
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Ok lets step and look at this...(lights pipe).....Elementary my dear Watsons Celtic is not the boss....
That said Spider is clear or cheating,,,,
I have deduced from the memos that the boss Is a chick Or a dude with a vajj....probably foreign
I need to see photos of every ones genitals....
this leads me to buu...a foreign dude with a vajj....
wait who in the British posse is in this game???
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
That said Spider is clear or cheating,,,,
I have deduced from the memos that the boss Is a chick Or a dude with a vajj....probably foreign
I need to see photos of every ones genitals....
this leads me to buu...a foreign dude with a vajj....
wait who in the British posse is in this game???
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
Puts on Columbo's Overcoat*
Anyone who voted spider last round or me in the 1st deserves to be fired...good grief..watson will you fetch my cocaine please...
we are searching for a chap with a vajj OR a Chick with a bulge....
these gender benders can become quite perplexing....
but I assure you, once I see the photos I will solve this mystery...
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
Anyone who voted spider last round or me in the 1st deserves to be fired...good grief..watson will you fetch my cocaine please...
we are searching for a chap with a vajj OR a Chick with a bulge....
these gender benders can become quite perplexing....
but I assure you, once I see the photos I will solve this mystery...
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
Woo! Love this game!
I think I will through out a saftey vote to that one of the older.
She is a woman, Who has the likeness of a child.
And she originates in the land of maple syrup.
The man or woman who shadows us and calls us slaves has shown difficulty this round, with a memo that shows little and an answer that proves little too. Maybe if we were to take a lo-
*Shadowy figure appears and kills me*
Beaches and Fire, tis all I need right now!
Safety for chris.
Maybe I am that shadowy figure...
*lights burn out*
Maybe I am that shadowy figure...
*lights burn out*
I looked around the room, nothing but a swirl of unfamiliar faces and two people splayed face down in the middle of the floor, if I didn't know any better Id swear I was back in college. This wasn't Thursday night and this wasn't Mansion Park Apartments, even if minakodeb sort of looked like that drunk chick I tried to grope all those years ago. Luckily for me, piecing together evidence and reconstructing events is a skill well honed from those days, and one I intend to put to good use today. I knew if I didn't solve this case soon there'd be another pair of bodies to work with tonight, and not in the way I strove for back in Mansion.
I spot Slammingirl acting a bit unusual, so I begin my investigation there.
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
I spot Slammingirl acting a bit unusual, so I begin my investigation there.
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
While the guest with the childlike avi does indeed hail from the land of Maple Syrup, there is no need to embrace Teddy Bears as real bears run amok in abundance.
I deduced early on that the one we seek is from a strange land. There appear to be 3 guests who are not of this realm:
BUU (MALE) - India
Jay0 (MALE) - Ireland
PianistChris (MALE) - Gibraltar
The one from the land of a famous rock is where I shall place my vote for now.
Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
I deduced early on that the one we seek is from a strange land. There appear to be 3 guests who are not of this realm:
BUU (MALE) - India
Jay0 (MALE) - Ireland
PianistChris (MALE) - Gibraltar
The one from the land of a famous rock is where I shall place my vote for now.
Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
Thru the thick and smokey fog came an eerie noise. I flicked my lighter and saw a small scrap of paper near my feet and it said vote for Bruvvy. Humm wonder what this means? Maybe I shall take it back to the office and see if there are any finger prints.
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That's funny... when I walked out of the house I noticed someone broke into my car. I was on the phone with the police when I noticed a folded up piece of paper on the passenger seat. I hung up and walked towards the car, praying to the almighty Jesus that I wasn't on a hit list.
The note said, "Beloved worker, I summon you to cast a vote for nicats before 2 days past this hour is over. Do it or I will find you and I will fire you from your mediocre job..."
Frightened with the message from the note I scrambled to see the date and time my stalker had written the message. As of now I only have 1 day and 16 hours to complete my task.... TUN TUN TUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
The note said, "Beloved worker, I summon you to cast a vote for nicats before 2 days past this hour is over. Do it or I will find you and I will fire you from your mediocre job..."
Frightened with the message from the note I scrambled to see the date and time my stalker had written the message. As of now I only have 1 day and 16 hours to complete my task.... TUN TUN TUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Witness statements taken from the current employees included the following:
SirHar wrote:
This statement has hit a chord as being odd to some of us investigating the crime as the one identified as "Celt" has never been put forth as a suspect in the crime, and as he left the employ of the company several days ago, the CID feels he is clear anyway.
The witness who provided this statement would have the investigation team believe that the guilty party was both a female and a foreigner. No such person exists.
Is the witness simply confused or is he tossing out red herrings to mislead the investigation and send us down a dark alley that leads nowhere?
SirHar while likely not the "Big Boss" could very well be in his employ and working to thwart the efforts of the honest employees.
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Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
SirHar wrote:
Ok lets step and look at this...(lights pipe).....Elementary my dear Watsons Celtic is not the boss....
That said Spider is clear or cheating,,,,
I have deduced from the memos that the boss Is a chick Or a dude with a vajj....probably foreign
I need to see photos of every ones genitals....
this leads me to buu...a foreign dude with a vajj....
wait who in the British posse is in this game???
That said Spider is clear or cheating,,,,
I have deduced from the memos that the boss Is a chick Or a dude with a vajj....probably foreign
I need to see photos of every ones genitals....
this leads me to buu...a foreign dude with a vajj....
wait who in the British posse is in this game???
This statement has hit a chord as being odd to some of us investigating the crime as the one identified as "Celt" has never been put forth as a suspect in the crime, and as he left the employ of the company several days ago, the CID feels he is clear anyway.
The witness who provided this statement would have the investigation team believe that the guilty party was both a female and a foreigner. No such person exists.
Is the witness simply confused or is he tossing out red herrings to mislead the investigation and send us down a dark alley that leads nowhere?
SirHar while likely not the "Big Boss" could very well be in his employ and working to thwart the efforts of the honest employees.
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Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
Though Slammin seems uninterested in talking with me, I did some extensive eavesdropping on some of the other conversations going on. The talk confuses me greatly, everyone is speaking in strangely worded sentences and utilizing highly unrealistic dialogue, it is like I have been placed in some kind of B mystery movie. Furthermore, a love note to Bruvy I missed the trashcan with (I attempted a sweet behind the back hook shot) is getting a staggering amount of attention, as if it were some form of clue .
HABS watches Har intently, as do I, he has all the bumbling mannerisms of Columbo yet without any sign of his brillaint facade. Furthermore, he has been at the cocaine for some time now. I am stupefied that anyone could think this man was trying to confuse anybody, his only goal appears to be the identication of fat chicks and the avoidance thereof.
Even so, he, as well as I have an alibi for the murders, so it would be unwise of either of us to put ourselves in harms way going forward. I stroke my mustache inquisitively....and begin to reflect....it is quite a fantastic mustache.
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
@HABS
My dear girl, you have deduced the clue that I provided, though not a difficult one, but none the less you have solved it. You are quite right about the teddy bears; why would someone such as yourself keep a fluffy trinket of something you sought to hide from? I merely suggested you because a teddy might fit in with you being female, though again it could be linked to just mere childhood. The only other that I may think this upon would be Slam... But alas, I would rather await a better time so that I may ponder upon these gruesome thoughts.
*Realizes I am a ghost*
What? When did I turn sour? Someone has murdered me, but my soul lingers in these dwellings. My last sight of a black figure - I remember now! Was it Smithy? No... That may have been too easy. There must be another one taking his blade to my heart. Spider? Maybe. Smithy can't be the one; he would be to honest for that, but then again... A mind twisted can twist not only to horror, but also to light.
Beaches and Fire, tis all I need right now!
Wow, as I stand in the doorway of the dark hall I keep thinking about those immortal words..."Daddy needs a new watch."
My mind began to wonder as I continued to hear the clicking echoing in my head. The thought of a land afar was intriguing to me and I pondered on the actions past. Pepole were disappearing in the midst of the clues. If one had chosen differenlty they might still grace us with their presence. Alas, we are the only ones left standing.
My instincts tell me that the one who wrote the memo is a smart@$$, who shall be ound, I vow.
For now I will vote the young foriegn girl, I may change after the hall illuminates, if it does.
Like what you love, and love what you got.
My mind began to wonder as I continued to hear the clicking echoing in my head. The thought of a land afar was intriguing to me and I pondered on the actions past. Pepole were disappearing in the midst of the clues. If one had chosen differenlty they might still grace us with their presence. Alas, we are the only ones left standing.
My instincts tell me that the one who wrote the memo is a smart@$$, who shall be ound, I vow.
For now I will vote the young foriegn girl, I may change after the hall illuminates, if it does.
Like what you love, and love what you got.
Genre 2: [/color] Fantasy film
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My world started to shrink around me, or I was growing....whatever it is I am becomming confused by my surroundings. Small faries continue to flock around my head. I bat them away from my ears as I try to ponder on the mysteries.
I have layed on the grass and thought about the Mystery Lover of film and I am going to look at TheLegend.
The further I sink into the green turff below my backside I start to realize that the sky is opening. I can reach up into it. I jumped up and hopped on my unicorn and rode towards the crystal palace to tell all of my friends of the discovery in my mind. Only problem is.....can I make it on-time??
Like what you love, and love what you got.
I have layed on the grass and thought about the Mystery Lover of film and I am going to look at TheLegend.
The further I sink into the green turff below my backside I start to realize that the sky is opening. I can reach up into it. I jumped up and hopped on my unicorn and rode towards the crystal palace to tell all of my friends of the discovery in my mind. Only problem is.....can I make it on-time??
Like what you love, and love what you got.
While I loomed closer and closer to finding the culprit of thes grisly murders, others talked incessantly about some distant land. A land where dreams are pure and true and not oft discouraged, a land where hopes grow anew like flowers blossoming in the spring, a land where I would not be ridiculed for my Elf fetish. The tender embrace of sweet, supple, elven flesh would have to wait however, for the foul stink of orc hung heavy over us. The fresh club marks, the viscous carnage, the signed note from Orc Capt Gorefist, these were all the clues I needed to confirm my worst suspicions.
The orcs were on the hunt, and it was time for me to grab hold of weapon and ensure this enemy was beaten. Only then could I allow myself the honor of some pointy eared poontang.
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
whoaa!!! i really can't do any thinking right now. a dragon is after my life, and all i am concerned about right now is getting out of the mess safely. need to get to suitable terrain where i can slay the dragon. i'll get back to you guys once i am done with this adventure.
@thelegend: i see you wrote something in bangla. are you indian?
Leo: Hold on. This is gonna hurt. Coach Hedge: I was BORN for HURT!!
@thelegend: i see you wrote something in bangla. are you indian?
Leo: Hold on. This is gonna hurt. Coach Hedge: I was BORN for HURT!!
The Legend of TheLegend
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The Field of Merrilor is no place to make rash decisions, the air is exploding around me and Aes Sedai and Asha'man shoulder to shoulder fighting the shadow, wielding unseen threads of the One Power. Brute force was not enough here, they awaited the arrival of their Great General but he is delayed in dealing with the once Daughter of Nine Moons and current Empress (may she live forever). The portal opening would not be for another hour or so, we must hold on until he arrives
Voting LH for now
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Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Voting LH for now
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Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Is she an elf?
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
buu441 wrote:
No, I saw this inscription written on an obelisk once in a land far far away, where I was working a night-time job as a Tomb Raider.
See I didn't have enough money to pay for my sword fighting lessons, and Lara insisted that I must learn how to handle a sword, even though I find it weird considering that she always use dual pistols.
Unfortunately things didn't work out between me and Lara, and I got fired. Right now I'm stuck at King's Landing sweeping floors for the Lansters, it's funny how someone goes down from Tomb Raider to Floor Sweeper.
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@thelegend: i see you wrote something in bangla. are you indian?
No, I saw this inscription written on an obelisk once in a land far far away, where I was working a night-time job as a Tomb Raider.
See I didn't have enough money to pay for my sword fighting lessons, and Lara insisted that I must learn how to handle a sword, even though I find it weird considering that she always use dual pistols.
Unfortunately things didn't work out between me and Lara, and I got fired. Right now I'm stuck at King's Landing sweeping floors for the Lansters, it's funny how someone goes down from Tomb Raider to Floor Sweeper.
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I give you a prophecy: Look to the east. Coming with the sunrise, a thousand cranes saddled with riders make their way to our land. They bring either freedom... or death. Only the true king can understand their tongue. Only the true leader can avoid their wrath.
These are amusing, keep it up
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I thought it would never end, but finally after some time of questioning the police left my apartment. Still in shock from the events that happened this morning, I decided to take a nap. . .
I open my eyes and instantly know something is odd. My bed is floating down a river, surely this is a dream. I can hear birds chirping around the bed, but I do not see them. I scramble to find my glasses somewhere between the sheets when I find a crumpled up piece of paper. It is the note from this morning. I fumble with it a bit, nine hours have passed since I opened the note. I already casted the vote that was demanded by my stalker. For some reason I can't help but think that casting my vote isn't all he/she wants from me. Maybe ill get another note from this mysterious person before the round ends..... who knows. I lay back on the bed, feeling it slowly rock back and forth because of the current. I decide to enjoy this dream of drifting off into the sunset down the river, ill worry about the mysterious note once I wake up from my nap. . .
I open my eyes and instantly know something is odd. My bed is floating down a river, surely this is a dream. I can hear birds chirping around the bed, but I do not see them. I scramble to find my glasses somewhere between the sheets when I find a crumpled up piece of paper. It is the note from this morning. I fumble with it a bit, nine hours have passed since I opened the note. I already casted the vote that was demanded by my stalker. For some reason I can't help but think that casting my vote isn't all he/she wants from me. Maybe ill get another note from this mysterious person before the round ends..... who knows. I lay back on the bed, feeling it slowly rock back and forth because of the current. I decide to enjoy this dream of drifting off into the sunset down the river, ill worry about the mysterious note once I wake up from my nap. . .
Genre 3: [/color] Sports drama
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*Ball shoots through the air and misses the goal*
You know? It's tough. Tough trying to teach these men how to kick a ball, so sprint so fast they can nearly fly, to block like the iron bars in the Greek Underworld... But I do it.
*Ball deflates on the floor, I run to it, tears splashing on the floor*
WHYYYY
Why did this ball have to suffer? I must know who did it! So I might exact vengeance on the footie who destroyed my hope and my dreams. But I don't know, I've been looking over the various faces, looking at both genders but thinking that differentiation to be futile. I am at a loss as to who deflated my ball.
*Grabs Javelin and thrusts it at a line of men but then looks in awe*
*Dramatic Music Stirs*
*The Javaline hit nothing*
(Crowd boo's at the anti-climax)
Beaches and Fire, tis all I need right now!
How could you...? I loved you, but all you care about is soccer! *runs onto the field* You kno- Ow! St.. stop.. ow... cleats hurt *hit with ball* *dies tragically*
Everyone... before I go, know one thing... im voting *cough* chris
X_X
Happy ever after in the marketplace, Desmond lets the children lend a hand. Molly stays at home and does her pretty face, and in the evening she's the singer with the band!
Everyone... before I go, know one thing... im voting *cough* chris
X_X
Happy ever after in the marketplace, Desmond lets the children lend a hand. Molly stays at home and does her pretty face, and in the evening she's the singer with the band!
Alright team, listen up. Tonight, when you go out on the field, you go out as victors. Not just winners, but victors. You know what the difference is? Winners are lucky. Winners catch the breaks. Winners are better than another team at a certain point in time. But you guys, you are victors. A victor is someone who has put their heart and soul into the game. They have face obstacles and haven't backed down. They have been beaten, but have gotten back up again.
Now I know, our chances tonight are slim. But victors don't believe in chance. Victors believe in destiny. And it is our destiny to win this game, to defeat the Boss, and to hold our heads up high at the end of the day, knowing that we gave it all, blood, sweat, and tears to this season. This is your moment! Now get on out there!!!!!!!!!!
Now I know, our chances tonight are slim. But victors don't believe in chance. Victors believe in destiny. And it is our destiny to win this game, to defeat the Boss, and to hold our heads up high at the end of the day, knowing that we gave it all, blood, sweat, and tears to this season. This is your moment! Now get on out there!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think I can be a victor I need a pep talk...
Sorry, school schedule is a bummer.
It was the final game of the season. Both baseball teams tied for first in the league. It was the pelicans vs. The nationals... minor league game of course. After a hard game for the pelicans, it was the bottom of the ninth, 6-0- the nationals. The nationals pitching was very off and didn't help te pelicans at all. The pelicans got 3 runs on errors. Then they had a couple of good hits and managed to tie the game!!!! My parents thought they were getting home soon but the best part of the game didn't even happen yet. The teams battled their hearts out to score a run and win the game. The pelicans got people on base, but couldn't manage to score. Then, bottom of the 11th, the pelicans had people on first and second. The pitcher had a wild pitch and the runner scored home... just like that. The whole game was so intense and then the runner gets to run right in on an effortless error. The catcher was mad at himself mainly. Even though it wasn't his fault he had no other way to picture the scenario.
The next day they played each other again.... you wanna know hat happened??????? Pelicans came back again.
That's what's great about a game... you could blink and when you open your eyes, everything could have changed........
It was the final game of the season. Both baseball teams tied for first in the league. It was the pelicans vs. The nationals... minor league game of course. After a hard game for the pelicans, it was the bottom of the ninth, 6-0- the nationals. The nationals pitching was very off and didn't help te pelicans at all. The pelicans got 3 runs on errors. Then they had a couple of good hits and managed to tie the game!!!! My parents thought they were getting home soon but the best part of the game didn't even happen yet. The teams battled their hearts out to score a run and win the game. The pelicans got people on base, but couldn't manage to score. Then, bottom of the 11th, the pelicans had people on first and second. The pitcher had a wild pitch and the runner scored home... just like that. The whole game was so intense and then the runner gets to run right in on an effortless error. The catcher was mad at himself mainly. Even though it wasn't his fault he had no other way to picture the scenario.
The next day they played each other again.... you wanna know hat happened??????? Pelicans came back again.
That's what's great about a game... you could blink and when you open your eyes, everything could have changed........
C'mon guys, We have only been together as a team for a couple days, and most of us have never put on a uniform before, but this rag tag team of inexperienced underachievers should have no problem beating the boss and his team of world champions.
Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
definitely. our teams gonna bag the glory. put me as the goalie/striker will take care of both positions and wipe the floor with other teams. my target for this game is gonna be pianistchris. had been gunning for him since that mysterious incident, and sports seems like the most reasonable way to take him down.
Leo: Hold on. This is gonna hurt. Coach Hedge: I was BORN for HURT!!
Leo: Hold on. This is gonna hurt. Coach Hedge: I was BORN for HURT!!
****Game 1 has ended. Here is the second game...**
"World's Worst" - I'm going to list various topics throughout the round, and you'll have to tell me the world's worst of them. For example, if I use the topic "Pick up" lines, you'll tell me the worst ones you can think of till the next topic is posted. Or you can act them out as if you're a creepy dude trying to pick someone up.
You have unlimited submissions, but please don't double/triple post to submit more And funnier = better
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"World's Worst" - I'm going to list various topics throughout the round, and you'll have to tell me the world's worst of them. For example, if I use the topic "Pick up" lines, you'll tell me the worst ones you can think of till the next topic is posted. Or you can act them out as if you're a creepy dude trying to pick someone up.
You have unlimited submissions, but please don't double/triple post to submit more And funnier = better
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Topic 1: World's Worst marriage proposal
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Harry, you're the best mod ever, I love you and I want to marry you, here it goes:
Please say yes, I know I don't have money, looks or a house but I'll give you your own TB AND you can PM me any time you want.
Please say yes, I know I don't have money, looks or a house but I'll give you your own TB AND you can PM me any time you want.
I believe we have 3 vote on Chris? should we clear him?
1st let me say on a side note....This is a comedy club folks....The only one besides me that has been remotely funny is Spider....I would have had some stuff for those last to sections but was unavailable///and NOW on with the game...
Debc will you wait for me??? Will you marry me...??? If you help me get a good lawyer I can beat this rap on appeal !!!
slammi will you marry me??? I am ok with a 7 year engagement
Habs sorry your husband passed but you have morned long enough ...will you Marry Me??
Bruvvy you have always been my "Lil" sis...but incest is legal in Mississippi...will you marry me???
Minikodeb I love you for your mind will you marry me?...Oh BTW can you drop a few pounds please!!!
Nicecats I can get over the "bulge" will you marry me?
and for the grand finale* Longorn This is tough Sabi because I think I DO want to marry you...You do have half a brain and I can help you with the other half....your stalker and your baby's daddy dont scare me ..I can always call on Spider to protect us....So what the hel! let's give it a go!!!!!
TOP THAT POST SCHMUCKS!!!!
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
Debc will you wait for me??? Will you marry me...??? If you help me get a good lawyer I can beat this rap on appeal !!!
slammi will you marry me??? I am ok with a 7 year engagement
Habs sorry your husband passed but you have morned long enough ...will you Marry Me??
Bruvvy you have always been my "Lil" sis...but incest is legal in Mississippi...will you marry me???
Minikodeb I love you for your mind will you marry me?...Oh BTW can you drop a few pounds please!!!
Nicecats I can get over the "bulge" will you marry me?
and for the grand finale* Longorn This is tough Sabi because I think I DO want to marry you...You do have half a brain and I can help you with the other half....your stalker and your baby's daddy dont scare me ..I can always call on Spider to protect us....So what the hel! let's give it a go!!!!!
TOP THAT POST SCHMUCKS!!!!
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
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Oh and BTW sorry I left out the dudes with vajjs...."Homey don' play dat".....
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
Honey, we have been together for what seems like an eternity.
I find your beauty to be breathless,
Your eyes captivate me beyond control.
So what if I slept with your sister?
She could never be like you,
...Well except in bed, she was quite the maniac, your more of a beached whale, but I digress,
I love the way you smell,
The way you think and feel in my arms,
... Though your sis can get quite thoughtful and 'feely' if you know what I mean ;)
... She's also has a very good job... and she cooks and cleans for me...
Just... Just pass this proposal onto your sister will you dear?
Beaches and Fire, tis all I need right now!
I already have a vote on chris.
(Im doing this as if im being the one proposed to)
I was at the bar with a group of friends and it was karaoke night. Some guys got up to sing and i wasn't really paying much attention. He started singing about a girl, same name as mine.
The he came over to me and got down on one knee and said, "Rachel, will you marry me"? I was completely shocked for about 5 minutes and then said who are you? Then a girl storekeeper out of the building.
I think that he screwed up who his girlfriend was......
EDIT: LOL, I meant stormed not storekeeper... auto correct
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(Im doing this as if im being the one proposed to)
I was at the bar with a group of friends and it was karaoke night. Some guys got up to sing and i wasn't really paying much attention. He started singing about a girl, same name as mine.
The he came over to me and got down on one knee and said, "Rachel, will you marry me"? I was completely shocked for about 5 minutes and then said who are you? Then a girl storekeeper out of the building.
I think that he screwed up who his girlfriend was......
EDIT: LOL, I meant stormed not storekeeper... auto correct
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oh well. can't be helped if it has come to this. i really didn't wanna do this, but i don't see any way out of this. looks like i gotta live it out with you screaming down my neck until i get enough spare time to file a divorce. of course you'll have plenty of opportunities trying to make me reconsider the divorce while you are at it. so what say, wanna marry me?
Leo: Hold on. This is gonna hurt. Coach Hedge: I was BORN for HURT!!
Leo: Hold on. This is gonna hurt. Coach Hedge: I was BORN for HURT!!
Come on baby I can't take another No today
The_Spider has sent you a Private Message
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
The_Spider has sent you a Private Message
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
SirHar wrote:
I find it really disturbing that you know this information
but incest is legal in Mississippi
I find it really disturbing that you know this information
Babe, I know it is not customary for the woman to ask the man but I need a sugar daddy. I will not make you live with me, you can go do what you want but I need a steady salary of $3000 a month. Deal?
Who are we clearing?
I have my vote on TheLegend
Like what you love, and love what you got.
Who are we clearing?
I have my vote on TheLegend
Like what you love, and love what you got.
I believe we have 3 votes on PianistChris, so we're clearing him.
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You do wanna marry me!
You do wanna marry me!
.......
You don't wanna marry me!
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
For the record, im voting Slammin since Im cleared and dont want to join a majority (nor should Har)
for the rest of yous, pick a horse and get on it
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
for the rest of yous, pick a horse and get on it
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
I am not going to join the Chris vote.
I do not really see him as being a mystery movie person.
I do not want to put myself on the chopping block for someone I do not feel is the boss.
I could go with Nicats, Legend, HABS....
The way I think is there are not a lot of new mystery movies made today, at least not what I think of as mystery movies. So I think the boss is probaby older, as so the refrence to the watch. I think we should be looking at those over the 30 mark.....those who remember Columbo, Murder she wrote....etc.
Har and Dan are cleared so that is where my list came from. I guess myself would also be included in that list but I am not the boss so I did not add myself.
Like what you love, and love what you got.
I do not really see him as being a mystery movie person.
I do not want to put myself on the chopping block for someone I do not feel is the boss.
I could go with Nicats, Legend, HABS....
The way I think is there are not a lot of new mystery movies made today, at least not what I think of as mystery movies. So I think the boss is probaby older, as so the refrence to the watch. I think we should be looking at those over the 30 mark.....those who remember Columbo, Murder she wrote....etc.
Har and Dan are cleared so that is where my list came from. I guess myself would also be included in that list but I am not the boss so I did not add myself.
Like what you love, and love what you got.
While it is true that I am (ever so slightly) over 30, and I do enjoy mysteries, I am not the boss. I don't really have a "favourite" genre of movie, but I would put Psychological Thrillers (the so called WTF?! movies) at (or near) the top of the list. I also enjoy Documentaries.
I would not use the term "shop" for a store, and when I was an infant I lived on an army base in (West) Germany, don't think there were many teddy bears to steal. And the PX was guarded and rationed. No way for a baby to pilfer a toy of any sort. They would find it when trying to ensure no one was trying to sneak extra sugar or milk.
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Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
I would not use the term "shop" for a store, and when I was an infant I lived on an army base in (West) Germany, don't think there were many teddy bears to steal. And the PX was guarded and rationed. No way for a baby to pilfer a toy of any sort. They would find it when trying to ensure no one was trying to sneak extra sugar or milk.
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Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
I must say, har is an expert at rejection so he had an unfair advantage... Good job everyone
Topic 2: World's Worst excuse for speeding
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Topic 2: World's Worst excuse for speeding
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I'm sorry officer, but:
The speedometer tops out at 220, I wanted to see how fast it would really go.
I have to get my wife (motion to life sized latex "friend" in passenger seat) to the hospital, she is in labour
I just got an unexpected visit from my Aunt Flo and need to get home ASAP. (A female version of "I really have to pee")
I don't have a license and thought if I drove like the rest of the morons on the road, I could get away with it.
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Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
The speedometer tops out at 220, I wanted to see how fast it would really go.
I have to get my wife (motion to life sized latex "friend" in passenger seat) to the hospital, she is in labour
I just got an unexpected visit from my Aunt Flo and need to get home ASAP. (A female version of "I really have to pee")
I don't have a license and thought if I drove like the rest of the morons on the road, I could get away with it.
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Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
I thought my speedometer was in Canadian units
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
Driver: Officer, there's a sign right there that says I-80. I wasn't going over 80!
Officer: Ma'am, that's the freeway number, not the speed limit.
Driver: Ohhhh.... well, I guess that explains the funny looks I got coming up Highway 101.
Officer: Ma'am, that's the freeway number, not the speed limit.
Driver: Ohhhh.... well, I guess that explains the funny looks I got coming up Highway 101.
The_Spider wrote:
I thought my speedometer was in Canadian units
Then wouldn't you be going even slower? 120 m.p.h. = 193 k.p.h
Worst excuse: I'm drunk so I figured the sooner I get home the sooner I will no longer be a danger to anyone
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
I thought my speedometer was in Canadian units
Then wouldn't you be going even slower? 120 m.p.h. = 193 k.p.h
Worst excuse: I'm drunk so I figured the sooner I get home the sooner I will no longer be a danger to anyone
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Sorry, I didn't mean to speed..
*Nervously*
Heh- it must have been the alcohol... Wait no, not the alcohol, I'm sober I swear!
*Cops disappears*
O.o
I need to stop having hash.
EDIT: Btw, my vote is down for Slam, incase anyone is wondering
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Beaches and Fire, tis all I need right now!
Jayo wrote:
I was thinking that too. But then I thought about it: If he thought his speedometer was in KM and he thought he was going 60 km/h (which is the "normal" city speed limit), he would only be doing 38 MPH. IF he were going 60mph he'd be travelling at close to 100 km/h
minakodeb wrote:
lol, funny someone else just told me this (with different numbers) the other day.
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Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
The_Spider wrote:
I thought my speedometer was in Canadian units
Then wouldn't you be going even slower? 120 m.p.h. = 193 k.p.h
I thought my speedometer was in Canadian units
Then wouldn't you be going even slower? 120 m.p.h. = 193 k.p.h
I was thinking that too. But then I thought about it: If he thought his speedometer was in KM and he thought he was going 60 km/h (which is the "normal" city speed limit), he would only be doing 38 MPH. IF he were going 60mph he'd be travelling at close to 100 km/h
minakodeb wrote:
Driver: Officer, there's a sign right there that says I-80. I wasn't going over 80!
Officer: Ma'am, that's the freeway number, not the speed limit.
Driver: Ohhhh.... well, I guess that explains the funny looks I got coming up Highway 101.
Officer: Ma'am, that's the freeway number, not the speed limit.
Driver: Ohhhh.... well, I guess that explains the funny looks I got coming up Highway 101.
lol, funny someone else just told me this (with different numbers) the other day.
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Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
Jayo wrote:
No, because I thought I was ok with the speedometer at 193
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
The_Spider wrote:
I thought my speedometer was in Canadian units
Then wouldn't you be going even slower? 120 m.p.h. = 193 k.p.h
I thought my speedometer was in Canadian units
Then wouldn't you be going even slower? 120 m.p.h. = 193 k.p.h
No, because I thought I was ok with the speedometer at 193
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
Sh-orry offisher I don't ushually drive thish fasht, but I'm not ushed to thish kind of Beer.
I was going to the strip club, I needed to see boobies
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
My daughter is tired of being cooped up in the car-seat so I was trying to get her home faster.
Like what you love, and love what you got.
Like what you love, and love what you got.
Seriously either join a majority or at least do what LHF did and tell us why you won't...not being able to form a consensus with this long a round is sad and its why democracy doesnt work
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
Topic 3: World's Worst WWG or WTB moderator
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I'm not gonna name names so I will use my own
Slammn was starting a wwg. She named it blah, with the standardized 15 players. She didn't post but waited for people to join.
Then, after two months, the game finally started. Slammn managed to start round one and said the rule is no one can vote or post. Then, she modfired everyone but the wolves.
Slammn was starting a wwg. She named it blah, with the standardized 15 players. She didn't post but waited for people to join.
Then, after two months, the game finally started. Slammn managed to start round one and said the rule is no one can vote or post. Then, she modfired everyone but the wolves.
LOL......That would actually be VERY funny....
However, I do not think you can ModEat/Shoot players in TWG.
Like what you love, and love what you got.
However, I do not think you can ModEat/Shoot players in TWG.
Like what you love, and love what you got.
WWG game #2999999
_________________
Round 1:
MOD POST
Welcome to round 1 players.
I told you all this was going to be an interesting game:
Your SEER is blah
AND the three wolves are blah, blah, and blah.
________________
WTB game #125689
________________
ROUND 1:
MOD POST:
Hey guys I hate to do this to you but I am leaving on vacation tomorrow and will not have internet access.
It is going to be SO cool! I am going on a language lesson for class in South America.
I have been looking forward to this trip for months!
Have fun in the game!
_________________
Like what you love, and love what you got.
_________________
Round 1:
MOD POST
Welcome to round 1 players.
I told you all this was going to be an interesting game:
Your SEER is blah
AND the three wolves are blah, blah, and blah.
________________
WTB game #125689
________________
ROUND 1:
MOD POST:
Hey guys I hate to do this to you but I am leaving on vacation tomorrow and will not have internet access.
It is going to be SO cool! I am going on a language lesson for class in South America.
I have been looking forward to this trip for months!
Have fun in the game!
_________________
Like what you love, and love what you got.
Topic 3: World's Worst WWG or WTB moderator
Happy ever after in the marketplace, Desmond lets the children lend a hand. Molly stays at home and does her pretty face, and in the evening she's the singer with the band!
Nevermind
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Sorry guys, I know you shot Har but I have a very busy schedule at the office, and my boss is been down my throat the whole week. I will try to get back on later and get you and ID but I can't make any promises!
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
Come join my Werewolf game!
There will be no clues.
I will not reveal the status of people you shoot.
Each round will last 5 days.
There will be no clues.
I will not reveal the status of people you shoot.
Each round will last 5 days.
Hey Everyone please join my WTB game. I will come up witg an idea that sounds quitefun, but then will abandon the game as soon as it gets started. The rounds will last a week so be prepared to be locked in for a long time..
And don't bother posting warnings to others about whst a poor moderator I am. That is the one area i am diligant erasing those comments.
Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
And don't bother posting warnings to others about whst a poor moderator I am. That is the one area i am diligant erasing those comments.
Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
Good ideas everyone!
And awhh, you can't, LH? Bummer....
Well, then its a wtb game and I modfired everyone but the boss and rat. Mwahhaha.
And awhh, you can't, LH? Bummer....
Well, then its a wtb game and I modfired everyone but the boss and rat. Mwahhaha.
Nope, unfortunately there is no way to deal with players you don't want in WWG like there is in WtB
Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
The_Spider wrote:
Award nominated!!
LOL
Like what you love, and love what you got.
Sorry guys, I know you shot Har but I have a very busy schedule at the office, and my boss is been down my throat the whole week. I will try to get back on later and get you and ID but I can't make any promises!
Award nominated!!
LOL
Like what you love, and love what you got.
Spider I know that mod I was in that game was it stewie???...Good grief...????
* In Chat, I am the mod....*
"Well you can shoot Spider if you want to, maybe you can still win the game without a seer....Oops....
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
* In Chat, I am the mod....*
"Well you can shoot Spider if you want to, maybe you can still win the game without a seer....Oops....
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
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Harry we need some contests while we wait on the boss!!!!!!
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
I think I won that round??? at least comedy club wise....Even though I Had to work a lot ..and didnt have much time... I think I like these 2 day rounds...as long as the mod can carry it...
For sure our team one....I only got one response from prosals to all the ladies....which was "Bruvvy's disturbedness...Kinda funny.... and slammi actually tried to tell a joke!!!!!
If my team didnt win that round I question will take it to the Supreme Court...
Oh wait half of them are libtards....
I cant win....Welcome to collectivism...
Now on with this bad Mod theme I never saw it end...
Mod says " In this game everyone has to be nice and never say anything that might offend ANYONE....
Good grief that is a hard task from the get go...
Mod says "I will give a boss clue if...."
dont do boss clues He has enough to deal with
Mod says "Har If I hear one more attack on a person about political/social/or Truth issues...I will modfire you...
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
For sure our team one....I only got one response from prosals to all the ladies....which was "Bruvvy's disturbedness...Kinda funny.... and slammi actually tried to tell a joke!!!!!
If my team didnt win that round I question will take it to the Supreme Court...
Oh wait half of them are libtards....
I cant win....Welcome to collectivism...
Now on with this bad Mod theme I never saw it end...
Mod says " In this game everyone has to be nice and never say anything that might offend ANYONE....
Good grief that is a hard task from the get go...
Mod says "I will give a boss clue if...."
dont do boss clues He has enough to deal with
Mod says "Har If I hear one more attack on a person about political/social/or Truth issues...I will modfire you...
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
I got cut off....^ Never threaten to modfire har!!!!! you don't have the balls!!!!!!!
Harry have we one this round yet????
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
Harry have we one this round yet????
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
Oops, I mod-fired the Rat accidently, sorry I'm new to this...
The game is over The winning team will be notified shortly
The non-winners will not need to have someone fired....but they will need to select a participant in the JOUST!
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The non-winners will not need to have someone fired....but they will need to select a participant in the JOUST!
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No one wants to see just ONE joust (especially between the players deemed most expendable by their teams )
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can - Sun Tzu
Buu's team, Check the box. There is a new thread.
Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
Maybe the dog only brings the ball back because he thinks you like throwing it.
I wanted to post more for the games but got a poop load of homework yesterday, no time.
Bruvvy and slammi relax....I carried us....Koin where are you???? dont get your panties in a wad...!!! But try to help me next round please!!!!I will be Major busy!!!!
Slammi If we didnt win then I am playing this game under protest!!!!
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
Slammi If we didnt win then I am playing this game under protest!!!!
the stronger the fed govt gets the less you free you will be,,,,This is a no brainer...
^ That's a funny post right there.
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